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[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has delicious boobies a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Wild Road!Cy approaches with Extreme Caution.]

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Spots the giant cat! Talks accusingly] Did you make this mess?!

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Still trying to cover up her spazzing over the OMG MASSACRE with being a badass before noticing the KASJDKLSJAFKLJALF GIANT CHEETAH-THING DX WTFFFFFFF] .................. Nice kitty?

[lamb_of_gold]

[Blink]

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Hello, uh... [Will avoid guessing its gender right now] Do you know where they store the cleaning supplies?

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Blinks back. Ohay it's a human... I think. OH WELL CLOSE ENOUGH! Raises a hand and waves anyway /o/] Howdy! Uhh... Do you know what happened here?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's still a little messy here. Are you two new?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

You call this a little?

Yeah. But I think I've seen this place before.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Bites back the automatic response of "A LITTLE?! DX" since the brat already covered that :|b] Yeah, the both of us.

[contract_star]

[Not exactly in his usual welcoming mood.]

Two at once again.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[You're not the only one who can act grouchy >\] You sound surprised.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Do you know where all this came from? [motioning at the blood and gore around.]

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Stares because THE GUN TURNED INTO A GIRL]

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Stares back because WTF THIS IS NEW TO YOU?]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

You're...worried about sanitation? Not that there's blood everywhere?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Right, there's blood everywhere. That either means a mass murderer got loose, or someone who usually isn't a mass murderer went crazy. Since this person isn't attacking me, they were either subdued or thought better of their murder spree. Since there aren't any souls laying around, there's nothing I can do to help those dead people right now. Meanwhile, the blood and gore smells. Given enough time, it will start to mold and rot, proving to be a health hazard to everyone that remains alive. Plus, it's a mess.

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh my, what an interesting... couple we have here~~ [Staring? Never! But have a forced smile~]

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[aksjdflkjasfa] We're not a couple.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Couple?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Okay, gun turning into a girl, not the weirdest thing he's ever seen, but still.] Neat trick.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

It's not a trick.

[madamemoiselle]

...You're going to clean this all up? {Amused~ Though she won't admit she did it to new arrivals}

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'd like to talk to the person that did this, too.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

He will. He's obsessive like that.