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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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{Smiles softly} I'm glad that you think so. But Joel, Joel is gone. I've killed him twice now, and if he shows up again, then I'll just kill him until he stays dead. That was such a long time ago, and his face doesn't exactly bring nice memories~

He deserves it. He couldn't have been anything better than an evil soul.

I suppose so, but Saya really loved him. After all, that's part of the reason why she hates me.

Who is Saya?

My twin sister. But Joel raised and treated Saya like a daughter, so...

... He was seriously messed up. How did he get a hold of you?

Well, I've only heard about that from Amshel, but he said it was because my mother had died long before Saya and I were born. She was a fossil that Amshel and Joel found, but when they cut her open, Saya and I were inside. I was just born into that, so it wasn't until I left that I knew anything else other than that tower!

[Okay that kind of just broke his brain. UNDEAD BABIES IN A FOSSIL. HOW. WHAT.]

It's strange, but it's true.

... I guess the other worlds thing isn't a lie.

Oh, you thought it was a lie?

It sounds just a little bit impossible.

I guess so. But here we all are.

[Kid sighs. His brain hurts :|b] Yeah. Immortals and time travelers. It's an... interesting place.

It's certainly that! But I like it.

You have a lot of friends here?

Well, I have a few, and a very good friend or two.

Edited 2008-05-21 23:03 (UTC)

They aren't kishin, right?

Of course not! I don't think anyone like that is here at all.

Oh. Well, good! Less work for me, then.