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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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Oh, well. Maybe you would have been better off in a different field.

Mm, I sort of ran away from home. So not sure it would have helped. Good idea, though.

When did you run away?

About...700, no, 800 years ago? Something around there.

So you're about as old as my father, then.

Roughly, I imagine. You start to lose track after a while.

I've noticed. After a while, your age really doesn't matter.

Oh? How old are you?

How old do I look?

Well, if you were a Time Lord, I'd say anywhere from twelve to forty.

My body ages at the normal human rate until I get older.

[beams] Sounds like how I age.

Really? Well, it's not all that unique anyway. Powerful witches and demons live long lives, too.

Not really, no. The only unique thing I've got, I suppose, is regeneration. And the whole 'time in my blood' thing. You'd be surprised at how the long life bit surprises people.

[He doesn't believe your crazy "time in my blood" thing, but he won't mention that.]

Well, humans don't normally live past around hundred years or so. If that's who you hang out with, then of course they'll be surprised.

Regeneration? Like, a whole new body? Or like how a starfish grows a new arm?

[Kid, you so weird]

Well, I hang around some other species, too. But mostly humans, yeah.

Oh, right, exactly. Whole new body. Although I can sort of...grow new arms and things if it's within a certain time period of my regeneration. I usually don't have to.

What other species?

... Can you do that infinitely?