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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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If she made the mess, she should help clean it up.

I think she'd rather avoid this area now. The people she killed will be back soon. I don't think she wants to meet them quite yet.

Oh, this is the Astral Plane. You can go home by thinking it, this whole place is an experiment run by the Twins and Ms. Sault, and everyone here is from a different world. Someone else can give you the details. I have a headache.

Li Shengshun, by the way.

I'll ask around, then.

Good to meet you, Mr. Shengshun. I'm Death the Kid.

Same. [Eyebrows quirk.] Interesting name.

[shrugs] Interesting, lazy, whatever. It's my name. Most people just call me Kid.

Kid, then.