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[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has delicious boobies a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Not really, no. The only unique thing I've got, I suppose, is regeneration. And the whole 'time in my blood' thing. You'd be surprised at how the long life bit surprises people.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't believe your crazy "time in my blood" thing, but he won't mention that.]

Well, humans don't normally live past around hundred years or so. If that's who you hang out with, then of course they'll be surprised.

Regeneration? Like, a whole new body? Or like how a starfish grows a new arm?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[Kid, you so weird]

Well, I hang around some other species, too. But mostly humans, yeah.

Oh, right, exactly. Whole new body. Although I can sort of...grow new arms and things if it's within a certain time period of my regeneration. I usually don't have to.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

What other species?

... Can you do that infinitely?