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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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Oh, really? What's the word...Ah, I think it's "perfectionest" or something like that, right? He's something like that?

Definitely. Just try not to mention anything involving symmetry around him. He'll go off on a tangent.

Symmetry...? What is symmetry?

It's when something on the left side completely matches something on the right side. It's not important to worry about, but he'll freak out over it being "the ultimate perfection" or something.

That's so weird though!

[GOD DAMNIT I SET HIM OFF KALJDSKLSAJLJA] I know it is. Everyone knows it is.

What a weird kid.

Try living with him.

I'm really sorry then. Be strong, Miss!

Don't be. He has his good sides... Liz Thompson! Nice to meet ya~

It's nice to meet you too, Liz. My name is Diva.

[Brief flash of recognization of the name, no thanks to Shun, but just gives a friendly smile in return. You're not batshit now so it's totally okay 8DDDD] That's a nice name! It suits you.

{Smiles, since she has an excellent guess at the recognition} You don't need to worry. I won't hurt you.

Well, I know that now. You're okay though, right?

Well, now I am. I died a few times, but nothing terrible.

DIED?! How can you stay calm about that?! ...How are you still alive? Do you have more than one soul or something? Are you sure you're okay?! I've never heard of someone without a soul! [SO VERY CONFUSED WAAAAH D8]

Ah?! {Diva takes a few steps away nervously when she yells, but then laughs sheepishly} Oh, no, I just don't die. I think I only have one, though? I'm not sure. If I get hurt, it just heals. Like...uhm...

{Demonstration time! Diva brings her hand to her mouth and bites into it hard before showing the already healing hand to Liz} Like that, but usually slower if I get shot in the head or something like that~

[Watches and goes right back to calmness afterwards.] Oh, that's all. So you're like him. [Thumb-jerk to the OCD Meister brat. :|] I thought you meant you actually died. Don't make people worry like that!

...? But I did die. If I get an injury that would kill a regular person, then I'll die, but not for a very long time. Actually, there have been times where I've been killed and humans figured that I would stay dead. Ah, in Germany, actually, one of those very rude soldiers killed me, then dumped me in one of those big pits full of bodies.

"Died" as in your soul left your body. .......... [Just goes O_____________________O over the last few parts there. ASDFGHJK EWWWWW DEAD BODY ORGY ;0;]

Oh, that part I wouldn't know. I just know that it hurts, my heart will stop, I can't think, then everything turns black until I can't see anymore. But then I'll wake up just like that!

....... [Does not compute. DDD:!]

...? Do you want me to show you?

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[KID HEARD THAT. OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]

That's because it is, Liz! Symmetry is only the most beautiful perfection of all!! ♥ Ah~ symmetry! It's when the left side is a mirror image of the right side. If you take a photo, cut it perfectly down the middle, and lie each side over the other, and everything matches up perfectly - no stray objects or lines or anything - THAT is the beautiful, wondrous balancing act of bilateral symmetry! The number eight is a perfect example! Cut it down the middle vertically or horizontally, both sides still match! Have you met Lapis and Lazuli? They're symmetry is simply gorgeous~~ ♥

[ALSKJFDLSKAFJLA HATE B| Attempting to yes to death now yays] Of course it is.