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[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has delicious boobies a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Wild Road!Cy approaches with Extreme Caution.]

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Spots the giant cat! Talks accusingly] Did you make this mess?!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Jerks back, muttering.] Well this one's rude. [To Death,] You're the one who stinks like slaughter, not my precious fluffy head.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[oh you hit him where it hurts] Wha- I - I - I don't stink! I shower twice a day! Every day! ...... Liz, do I smell?

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

No, you don't stink.

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Snorts.] This nose knows. You stink. [Makes faces at him.]

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Waves hands at discreetly from the sidelines. DON'T SET OFF HIM OFF PLZZZZZ ;;]

1/2

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

I can't - I - you - !

2/2

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Collapses to the ground] I'm filth! Stinky, disgusting shinigami! Can't even control his own odor! They should just leave me by the side of the road with all the other smelly things no one wants.

Re: 2/2

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Mildly,] I likes the other smelly things.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Oh god that did so not help] even a cat thinks I'm worse than trash i shouldn't be allowed to live dammit depressed die

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Annoyed huff.] Thinks highly of itself, doesn't it? [/sarcasm] Why you care what a cat says, anyway?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Why shouldn't I care? It's not like it doesn't matter. All of my imperfections shown to the world. Everyone will laugh at me.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

Cut that out!

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[He's in a little ball of emo. Probably laying in blood and staining his clothes] No.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Ewwwwwww blood DX Leans over instead of sitting because EWWWWWWW BLOOD ;; Even worse is that THERE'S NO WAY TO MAKE THIS SOUND BETTER FOR YOU FFFFFFFFFF]

Yes! Just because a cat has a heightened sense of smell doesn't mean you should freak out over "smelling bad". You're overreacting again.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Still trying to cover up her spazzing over the OMG MASSACRE with being a badass before noticing the KASJDKLSJAFKLJALF GIANT CHEETAH-THING DX WTFFFFFFF] .................. Nice kitty?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Approves of this person.] I am!

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

... [GIANT TALKING KITTY /o/ Offers head scritches?] I've never seen a talking cat before!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Wee, likes, and rewards with a purr that sounds like someone trying to start a lawnmower.] Not never seen, not never heard.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Questions not your use of double negatives - but only because you are a giant purring kitty.] Are you the only one, or are there other talking felines I should be aware of?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Confused face.] How should this one know? It's only itself. Can't speak for anybody else.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

Does this one have a name?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Cy! [:D Have a happy kitty flop.]

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Crouches down to avoid messing up her designer jeans but to continue with your pettings /o/] Nice to meet ya Cy! I'm Liz.