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[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has delicious boobies a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

Comments

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

You have a problem, don't you?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

No. [B|. Not that you'd be able to tell that from his default face]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Right. [doesn't believe you AT ALL] Do you want a mop?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[magic words!] A mop would be lovely!! Oh, and a bucket! A mop alone can't absorb all this.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Just a mo'! [leaves and comes back with a mop and a bucket. AND INSIDE THE BUCKET? A bottle of disinfectant and a washcloth] Here you go.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Oh my god you are his hero.] Perfect!! Thank you, sir. [starts cleaning!]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[and Kid is the Doctor's current point of amusement/interest] I'm the Doctor, by the way.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Mop mop mop |D] Ah, I'm Death the Kid.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

'Death the Kid'? Very gunslinger. Goes nicely with your gun.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[He'd be preening if he wasn't busy cleaning up blood at the mo'] It does, doesn't it? The perfect name! Not that I would be named anything else. Dad isn't terribly creative with names.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, you don't want anything too creative anyway. [totally thinking of Romana's name] I don't suppose I could shorten it, could I? Just for when we talk.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Kid. Death is my father, so you shouldn't call me that.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well then! Nice to meet you, Kid. [pauses] Your father is Death?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Death, Reaper, Shinigami, so forth and so on. The school calls him Shinigami-sama, you might as well go with that. [Squeezing blood out of mop and continuing :|b]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[scratches his neck] I've known a Death but she was just rather fond of being a pain to people. Are you going into your father's business?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Of course! I was born a shinigami, I can't just not be one.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well...you could, in theory. Be anything, follow your dreams, loads of cliched sayings. You'd be an incredible janitor.

1/3

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

All I want to do is help my father.

2/3

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[sjkfhdjskh wh-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY]

3/3

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

I am NOT a janitor!!! Do you see anyone else cleaning up this awful mess? That's what I do!! I clean up the disgusting, vulger messes left behind while everyone else just gawks and stares!! The world will never be beautiful if this [gestures at the blood] keeps happening, with no restraint. Shinigamis have power, we use it when we can, and if we can't then we clean up the mess! [Squeezing more blood out and mops angrily.]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[...wow] Erm, right. Shinigami take care of things, so it's just a natural extension?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Yes. [back to B| instead of angry face]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[B| is better than angry face] So! What do Shinigami do exactly?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Guide dead souls to the afterlife. Natural deaths can find their way easy enough. We have to take care of kishin and other evil souls that steal normal people's souls for power and wreak havoc around the world.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Soul trafficking. Sounds interesting. [ponders this!] There's combat involved, too. Well, you don't have to worry about the souls here. People come back eventually. [which he doesn't sound that happy about really but whatever]