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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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That's true. Here is the Astral Plane. It's pretty much a place between worlds.

Between worlds? ... [Might be better off not asking DX]

Yeah. It's a bit easier to handle if you don't think about it too much. But there are people here from different worlds. We can bring things here from our world, too.

... Sounds like something out of a Sci-Fi novel.

... You lost me at the sci-fi.

Uhhhhh well~ [Has no idea how to explain it derp!] ...It's basically futuristic science and alien stuff that nerds like to read.

[ Well, that went over her head. ] Uh... huh.

Well, you know this place right? [Waves hand to show off the Astral Plane.] There's a lot of people who freak out over places that look like this and like to make up stories about stuff that goes on there. Most of them are creepy and live in their mom's basement.

So... they're books written by people with no lives?

Exactly!