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[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has delicious boobies a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Wild Road!Cy approaches with Extreme Caution.]

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Spots the giant cat! Talks accusingly] Did you make this mess?!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Jerks back, muttering.] Well this one's rude. [To Death,] You're the one who stinks like slaughter, not my precious fluffy head.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Blink]

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Still trying to cover up her spazzing over the OMG MASSACRE with being a badass before noticing the KASJDKLSJAFKLJALF GIANT CHEETAH-THING DX WTFFFFFFF] .................. Nice kitty?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[oh you hit him where it hurts] Wha- I - I - I don't stink! I shower twice a day! Every day! ...... Liz, do I smell?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's still a little messy here. Are you two new?

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

No, you don't stink.

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Approves of this person.] I am!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Snorts.] This nose knows. You stink. [Makes faces at him.]

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Hello, uh... [Will avoid guessing its gender right now] Do you know where they store the cleaning supplies?

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Blinks back. Ohay it's a human... I think. OH WELL CLOSE ENOUGH! Raises a hand and waves anyway /o/] Howdy! Uhh... Do you know what happened here?

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Waves hands at discreetly from the sidelines. DON'T SET OFF HIM OFF PLZZZZZ ;;]

[lamb_of_gold]

Not on the plane, certainly.

[lamb_of_gold]

Someone lost their mind.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

... [GIANT TALKING KITTY /o/ Offers head scritches?] I've never seen a talking cat before!

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

You call this a little?

Yeah. But I think I've seen this place before.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

"Someone"? That's not a good excuse for... For--! [Waves arms around at the MURDERFEST YAY] This!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Wee, likes, and rewards with a purr that sounds like someone trying to start a lawnmower.] Not never seen, not never heard.

1/2

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

I can't - I - you - !

[lamb_of_gold]

She is a vampire.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Bites back the automatic response of "A LITTLE?! DX" since the brat already covered that :|b] Yeah, the both of us.

2/2

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Collapses to the ground] I'm filth! Stinky, disgusting shinigami! Can't even control his own odor! They should just leave me by the side of the road with all the other smelly things no one wants.

Re: 2/2

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Mildly,] I likes the other smelly things.

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing, but it's different. We're here as part of an experiment, apparently. Don't ask me why.