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[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has delicious boobies a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

Comments

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Of course! I was born a shinigami, I can't just not be one.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well...you could, in theory. Be anything, follow your dreams, loads of cliched sayings. You'd be an incredible janitor.

1/3

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

All I want to do is help my father.

2/3

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[sjkfhdjskh wh-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY]

3/3

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

I am NOT a janitor!!! Do you see anyone else cleaning up this awful mess? That's what I do!! I clean up the disgusting, vulger messes left behind while everyone else just gawks and stares!! The world will never be beautiful if this [gestures at the blood] keeps happening, with no restraint. Shinigamis have power, we use it when we can, and if we can't then we clean up the mess! [Squeezing more blood out and mops angrily.]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[...wow] Erm, right. Shinigami take care of things, so it's just a natural extension?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Yes. [back to B| instead of angry face]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[B| is better than angry face] So! What do Shinigami do exactly?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Guide dead souls to the afterlife. Natural deaths can find their way easy enough. We have to take care of kishin and other evil souls that steal normal people's souls for power and wreak havoc around the world.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Soul trafficking. Sounds interesting. [ponders this!] There's combat involved, too. Well, you don't have to worry about the souls here. People come back eventually. [which he doesn't sound that happy about really but whatever]

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Mildly curious] Really? That's not natural.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[nods] Nope! But I don't know how it works here. Not that revival is too odd, really, and there's a few immortals around but it does feel wrong.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Immortals? How does that work? Even father isn't immortal. [squeeze blood and mops :|]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[just watching him mop :|b] I dunno. It should be impossible, shouldn't it? I mean, I'm old and I know plenty of very old people and creatures but... Immortality? I dunno. Thoughts? Future Death?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[filthy filthy must be cleeeeeaaan] The oldest person I know is Dad. He's... I don't even remember. Way over a thousand. I doubt he could give you an exact figure, either. But lifespans aren't my realm of expertise.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Mm, really? Nice age. Age is all a bit relative in the end anyway.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Depends on species, lifestyle, genes, emotional stability, health of the body and soul. And even then random events can come by and kill off someone that could live to be ten thousand.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[clears his throat a bit] Some lifestyles just don't lend to long lives, no.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Oh like that's not obvious] Speaking from experience?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[He thought it was very sneaky] A bit, yeah. I'm surprised I'm still around sometimes. But! I'm just impossible that way.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[If you were trying to impress him, Doctor, it didn't work. Squeezes blood and mops :|] Are you?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[He always finds it a little weird when he's not at least A LITTLE impressive. But he's talking to the son of Death, so it's not too bad] Well, now I am a bit, actually, but it's loads of factors to it. [looks into his bucket] You'll probably need fresh water soon.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Glances at the bucket.] Yeah. Could you get me more?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[picks up the bucket, leaves the plane and comes back with fresh stuff] The sharks probably liked that water.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[Wooo, new bucket! \o\] Sharks like meat, not bloody water.