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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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[LICKED BY GIANT CAT @_@. His brain is a little broken. But at least he's not emo anymore!] I... I think it's trying to clean me

[... Yeah, gonna lie to prevent further angsting.] Because it likes you.

[Lying to avoid the angst? That's new? :|] Good. We should avoid making any enemies here. What have you learned about the people so far?

[Well, you haven't dissed my bra size yet. :|] Agreed. And not much yet. This place being a median between worlds and created by the Twins and some woman for experiments. ....And vampires.

[He would be equally happy if you gained a cup size or Patty lost one :| AS LONG AS YOU'RE THE SAME]

Vampires?

[UGH SHUT UP I CAN'T MAGICALLY CHANGE MY CUP SIZE AND STOP MOLESTING ME IN PUBLIC BECAUSE OF IT]

Vampires.

... Vampires.

Yes. Vampires. [Handwave to your bloodstained suit and, you know, Murderfest Ahoy going on all around.]

A vampire did this?! ... But they're supposed to drink blood, not toss it around in a massacre.

THAT'S WHAT THE ONE PERSON SAID! MAYBE VAMPIRES HERE ACT DIFFERENTLY? I DON'T KNOW!

But that doesn't make sense!! Why would a vampire suddenly get so violent. Was she eating souls, too?

Maybe it was one of the experiments everyone was talking about...

Hm. This place may be more dangerous than I thought. [Because blood littering every surface didn't give that away]

[Well, you know. Godmodder Shinigami syndrome.] We'll just be careful then.

[Does that include the OCD?] Yeah. Don't go picking fights, Liz.

[Nah, that's just his own special brand of lulzy fail.] Why do you assume I'M the one making problems?

I didn't say that! You just happen to get violent sometimes.

I do not get violent!

Yes you do! You and Patty both! It's not a unique trait.

Fine. Maybe just a bit. But it's not like they didn't do anything to deserve it!

They probably did. Just be careful, we don't know what kind of powers the people here can have.

[Nods :D] Got it!