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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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...? But I did die. If I get an injury that would kill a regular person, then I'll die, but not for a very long time. Actually, there have been times where I've been killed and humans figured that I would stay dead. Ah, in Germany, actually, one of those very rude soldiers killed me, then dumped me in one of those big pits full of bodies.

"Died" as in your soul left your body. .......... [Just goes O_____________________O over the last few parts there. ASDFGHJK EWWWWW DEAD BODY ORGY ;0;]

Oh, that part I wouldn't know. I just know that it hurts, my heart will stop, I can't think, then everything turns black until I can't see anymore. But then I'll wake up just like that!

....... [Does not compute. DDD:!]

...? Do you want me to show you?

NO! DON'T KILL YOURSELF!

{:D?} Huh? It's not actually dying, though...?

[Mun is amused. Muse not so much. XD] It doesn't matter if you don't stay dead or not! It's still not okay to try and killed!

Oh, well, it sounded like you were confused, so I thought maybe a demonstration would be better. It's not a problem since I ate a lot, after all~

It's okay, I believe you! You don't have to kill yourself! [;; Crazy suicidal vampireeees~]

Okay~ {Laughs} What a funny person, though~ Oh, speaking of which, what are you? I've never seen someone change into a gun before!

Not many people know what Demon Weapons are around here... Ah~ A Demon Weapon is basically a human that can turn into a weapon and back. Me and my sister Patty are twin handguns, but there's plenty of other types.

Ohh, that's so neat! Ne, ne, what kind of place is your home, then?

Probably not as neat as you think it is.

I'm not sure, we certainly don't have weapons that can turn into people. Though...

If you can turn into a person, but a gun too, and it's the same...When someone pulls the trigger, what are they touching? {8| This is a very important question, obviously}

Maybe it's just something from our world then.

..... [Look of DERP for a few seconds since she never really had to think about it before.] I... It doesn't really work like that. He's just pulling a trigger and I become more of like the... consciousness behind the weapon, I guess?

Oh, then that's good. {Good how, who knows} But ne, it's little things like that about other things that are usually funny that way. Like since I'm a Chiropteran, the people that are more...ah, accepting of it, instead of asking things about what I am, they'll ask what kind of blood tastes the best. It's surprising!

Really? Probably because people here are more accepting than they are in your world, so they wouldn't care as much about what you are as who you are.

{Simply} Well, I guess we'll see about that now.

I'm sure they'll understand if you explained what happened.

I'm not so sure about that.

If they can't understand, then they're obviously not worth even bothering with!

I suppose, but it's really troublesome when people think you're a monster or something silly like that! Ne, one person doesn't matter, but then they tell the new people here, and things like that, and then it's really a pain.