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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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You call this a little?

Yeah. But I think I've seen this place before.

I thought the same thing, but it's different. We're here as part of an experiment, apparently. Don't ask me why.

Experiment? Do you know anything else about it?

[ She shakes her head. ] Not much. I know the Twins and a woman named Meredith are responsible. I've yet to actually meet them.

And apparently people who die here come back. [ She tries not to look at the bloody mess on the Plane. ] Thankfully.

Oh! The Twins! You mean Lapis and Lazuli, right? I remember them. They were gorgeous! Such symmetry!

I wouldn't use the word "gorgeous." But yeah, that's them.

I would! I've never seen any two people look and act so symmetrically in my life! [He's glossy eyed]

Isn't it a little unsettling, though? People shouldn't be capable of acting in tandem like that.

Unsettling? But they're perfect! Symmetry is the most beautiful perfection of all... Well Lapis is slightly shorter. And has a higher pitched voice. And Lazuli's chest doesn't match hers. [Yeah, this is stuff only someone with supermassive OCD could pick out at first glance :|]

[ Blink. Angela's powers of perception aren't that great. But she'll point out the obvious. ] And you have stripes on only one side of your head.

[CRITICAL HIT. He takes a moment to absorb the blow before falling on his hands and knees] It's disgusting!! I'll never be a respectable shinigami looking like this! Why is it only the left side of my head!

[ Oh holy Goddess on a stick, Angela wasn't expecting that! ] No, i-it's okay! I mean, it doesn't look bad or anything!

... you're just lying to make me feel better.

Maybe. But does it really matter? [ And she thought Carlie was a weird kid... ]

[wrong answer! Dx he curls up on the ground] Of course it matters! Damn it. depressed. die.

[ Blink. She prods him with the toe of her boot. ] Hey now. Stripes are nothing to want to die over.

They're a mockery to everything I strive for!

Then can't you dye your hair black?

It won't work. My body counteracts poisons, and for some reason that includes hair dye.