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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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You're one of the few, then.

I'm trying to understand the different worlds thing, but you're trying to say people from the same worlds aren't in the same ones? .... You know what I mean.

[Not really in the explaining mood, but oh well.] Oh, well sometimes they are. You two arrived together, so your world is likely the same. But for instance--there are two cops here, Gene Hunt and Sam Tyler. They arrived separately, and it turned out they were from separate versions of the same reality.

[Wtf. D:] ....... Oh.

... They did say I was holding one gun.

[invades!]

Wait, so all of us are in different worlds now?!

[Oooooh you NINJA :|]

It wasn't Patty they saw missing, though...

[KLSJFKASJLDFA I'M A GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST ;0;!!!!!]

[Listens to them with an expression that says his headache is getting worse.]

[Looks at Liz.] How exactly were you a gun before, anyway? [Not sure he wants the answer.]

[Poor poor bystander. :|]

I'm one of the Twin Demon Guns. All Demon Weapons can do it. [Like that totally explains it |Db]

Oh, a weapon. Makes sense.

Of course it does. [What are you, stupid? XD]

[Just smirks.]

Uh! Don't worry Liz. We'll fix this! I can't go around wielding only one gun, you know.

[NOT REALLY REASSURED BY THAT, BUT OKAY I TRUST YOU KIDD-KUN ;;] R-right! Maybe we could find out how to fix it from those Twins...

[AT LEAST HE TRIED D: Also, GLEEE~ Excuse to see the symmetry twins!] That's a great idea, Liz! They might be able to help us.

[HE DID and we love him for it :< ♥] I hope they can! I don't want to be a ghost!

... Hey, has anyone said anything about me missing? To you, I mean.

I haven't spoken with anyone today, but I could go ask around and see if it's the same case?

Nah, that's all right. If all this "reality" stuff is true, we won't have to go digging for it.

Judging some of the people here? I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

What kind of people?

Talking cats and insane vampires?

[wait until you meet Blair] That's weird?

[B-BLAIR!TITS *NOSEBLEED*] ............ Just forget it.

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