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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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"Someone"? That's not a good excuse for... For--! [Waves arms around at the MURDERFEST YAY] This!

She is a vampire.

Vampire?!

Unless I was lied to.

[aksldfjlfjla vampire tearing people apart and blood and ohgodImightbenextIdon'twannadiethisisworsethanthattimewiththezombiesfffffffffffffffffff]

She's calmed down since. You've little to fear.

How can I calm down after something like this?!

by realizing that I said there is no more immediate threat.

[Spazzes internally for a few seconds longer before calming down. Kinda.] You said she calmed down. ...Is she okay?

From what I've heard. I'vent spoken to her yet.

Better than nothing, right?

I suppose so.