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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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[Blink]

Hello, uh... [Will avoid guessing its gender right now] Do you know where they store the cleaning supplies?

Not on the plane, certainly.

[Sounds male, okay.] Tch. I can't just leave all this here to rot! Will the janitor be by soon?

There are no janitors here.

Well someone has to clean this up! ... Where's Death City? I'll just get stuff from my house.

A thought will bring you home.

A thought? How can thinking - [disappears. Comes back] ... Cool! [dorks around like a 12-year-old, popping back and forth. At some point he comes back with mops, one empty bucket and one filled with water, sponges, stain remover, probably other cleaning supplies.] I couldn't find air fresheners. They're not needed until later anyway.

Aren't we a tidy one?

[A compliment! |D] Of course! I must be perfect in everything I do. You can't be perfect if you're a filthy, unorganized mess. [Gets to cleaning up the blood and guts :|b]