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[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has delicious boobies a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Questions not your use of double negatives - but only because you are a giant purring kitty.] Are you the only one, or are there other talking felines I should be aware of?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Confused face.] How should this one know? It's only itself. Can't speak for anybody else.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

Does this one have a name?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Cy! [:D Have a happy kitty flop.]

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[Crouches down to avoid messing up her designer jeans but to continue with your pettings /o/] Nice to meet ya Cy! I'm Liz.