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[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has delicious boobies a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

Comments

[madamemoiselle]

...You're going to clean this all up? {Amused~ Though she won't admit she did it to new arrivals}

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'd like to talk to the person that did this, too.

[madamemoiselle]

Why is that?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

I have a question to ask her.

[madamemoiselle]

Well, she might not want to answer. From what I heard, it was kind of an accident, so that question might not be so great to ask...Well, depending on what it is you want to ask, that is.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

I have heard that she doesn't make a habit of this, yes. Do you know her?

[madamemoiselle]

I know her pretty well, I guess. But no, not really. This is the first time something like this has happened, I think she said.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

All the same, I'd like to speak with her. I need to figure out if she's a kishin or not.

[madamemoiselle]

...Kishin?

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

An evil, demonic soul. They're worse than normal evil spirits.

[madamemoiselle]

Well, she certainly wouldn't think so.

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[This girl is awfully defensive.] Most wouldn't think so, or don't care... Listen, I just need to know if she has been eating people's souls. Others typically don't know, which is why I want to talk to her myself.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

He will. He's obsessive like that.

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, really? What's the word...Ah, I think it's "perfectionest" or something like that, right? He's something like that?

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Just try not to mention anything involving symmetry around him. He'll go off on a tangent.

[madamemoiselle]

Symmetry...? What is symmetry?

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

It's when something on the left side completely matches something on the right side. It's not important to worry about, but he'll freak out over it being "the ultimate perfection" or something.

[madamemoiselle]

That's so weird though!

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[GOD DAMNIT I SET HIM OFF KALJDSKLSAJLJA] I know it is. Everyone knows it is.

[madamemoiselle]

What a weird kid.

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

Try living with him.

[madamemoiselle]

I'm really sorry then. Be strong, Miss!

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

Don't be. He has his good sides... Liz Thompson! Nice to meet ya~

[mustbesymmetric.livejournal.com]

[KID HEARD THAT. OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]

That's because it is, Liz! Symmetry is only the most beautiful perfection of all!! ♥ Ah~ symmetry! It's when the left side is a mirror image of the right side. If you take a photo, cut it perfectly down the middle, and lie each side over the other, and everything matches up perfectly - no stray objects or lines or anything - THAT is the beautiful, wondrous balancing act of bilateral symmetry! The number eight is a perfect example! Cut it down the middle vertically or horizontally, both sides still match! Have you met Lapis and Lazuli? They're symmetry is simply gorgeous~~ ♥

[smallerthansis.livejournal.com]

[ALSKJFDLSKAFJLA HATE B| Attempting to yes to death now yays] Of course it is.