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[A boy, looking about 12 years old, appears angrily on the plane holding a pistol. Such pretty white stripes in his black hair! And a black, prim outfit. He basically looks like a snooty man's snooty rich child.]

TWO DAMN IT. One- [stops as he realizes some things. First, he is only holding a single gun, which he immediately tosses to the side theatrically. Second, he's not wherever he was.] Liz... This place is a mess!

[The gun, in mid-air, transforms into an older teen/young adult. She has ~~delicious boobies~~ a cowboy hat and bright red "shirt" that covers all of her cleavage and breasts and none of her stomach. She surveys their surroundings sternly and disgustedly.] What happened here...

... We'll need a lot of towels, stain remover, air fresheners - Where's Patty? We could use her help with this.

[The woman cringes] We?! I'm not cleaning this up! Blood will stain my jeans!!

[OOC: Double intro post for Liz Thompson and Death the Kid. INBOX RAPE COMING AT YA |D If you only want to be bugged by one, say so in ooc or something.]

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[Mrrt.] Cats can't laugh.

[Kneels next to kitty and whispers.] It's best to just humor him and cheer him up. He'll be at it for hours if we don't...

[Grumblegrumble.] Here. I help. [Marches up to Death and starts ~~licking~~ cleaning him.]

[askjhdsjakhd licked by giant cat!! It's like being licked by a small cat, but HUMONGOFIED.] Uhhhh..... Th-thank you.

[Pleased Cy is pleased.] Feeling better, Scytheseeker?

[[Probably should mention--Cy is psychic. ^.^;; There is a permission meme in her journal where you can put stuff you DON'T want her to be able to read.]

I... guess. [wiping any cat slobber off. Thinking of upping his showers to three a day.] Who are you?

[Yes, I know. I play Minato~ XD]

[Stretches, pleased with herself.] Cy! Who're you?

[[*fails!* \o\]]

Death the Kid. Everyone calls me Kid.

[It's okay! I still love you! ♥]

[Lays her head on her paws.] Por que, Kidlet?

Why what? Why do they call me Kid? Because that's my name... [going to try petting you]

I owe ya one! [Will give you extra scritches and free food later or something! PROMISE /o/]