041: Hey, It's Just an Ordinary Day

[contract_star]

[Hei appears on the Plane in a nice armchair, a coffee table and a widescreen TV. There's various plates of half-eaten food on the table that Hei is slowly working through, as well as a stack of papers with handwritten notes on them. Some of them look to be notes about cars again, but there's also some scribbles with a few Tokyo districts written down, as well as what look like details about them.]

[For now, though, Hei seems to be preoccupied with what's on the TV. Namely, I Love the 70's. 1974, to be exact--and even more specifically, the segment on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Deadpool got Hei to watch I Love the 80's, and Hei decided to follow up :|]

Killing someone with a chainsaw wouldn't be very efficient, though...

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[lamb_of_gold]

....

[contract_star]

[Glances up and slides Mu a homemade veggie eggroll.]

Mu, I can't believe how much I've missed...

[Leatherface proceeds to attack someone with a chainsaw.] But that's ridiculous, really. The blood spatter patterns would land you in jail in a heartbeat.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Takes it, both dumbstruck and mesmerized by the massacre on screen]

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

It's also very messy, I would think. [Peeking over the chair.]

[contract_star]

Exactly. With a murder weapon like that, there's no way you wouldn't get blood on yourself, which would lead forensics straight to you.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

Yes. [Still peeking over the chair.] And he's not very good at hitting their vitals, is he. He has to take them all to pieces.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[... awkward Ryotarou is awkward, so very much considering just leaving because the experiment is over now, and he remembers it all.]

[contract_star]

[Oblivious! Hei looks up and sees Ryotarou and smiles a bit before offering him a fried wonton.] Ryotarou, have you heard of this? It's a movie about someone who kills people with a chainsaw.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[He just shifts without approaching, and then shakes his head.] ... I don't think I have.

[mercwamouth]

[Sneaks up behind Hei and revs up a chainsaw]

[contract_star]

[Ninjas out of the chair faster than, well, you know. Have a knife to your throat, Deadpool.]

Dammit. Don't do that.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

It's a 70's American movie. [Jack's tone implies that this should explain it all]

[contract_star]

But it's ridiculous, isn't it? The blood spatter patterns...

...Oh. I suppose they didn't have DNA or blood analysis in the Seventies...

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Bad horror flicks? Ikki is SO THERE. In fact, he's starting to drool over Hei's shoulder.]

If this movie has boobs in it, we're buying it. [Meaning Diva is.]

[contract_star]

[Smirks.] Hi, Ikki.

Actually I don't think that one had any b...female parts in it. It looked like it was mostly about killing people in ridiculous ways.

[ghostlighter]

[Oh hey, what's this? Chris's ghost sense is going off? ... Oh, but it's just Hei. Wanders up to see the movie, a quick glance to Hei, then his attention is back on the screen.]

It's called suspension of disbelief.

[contract_star]

Suspension of disbelief? ...That might be difficult.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

It isn't supposed to be efficient.

[contract_star]

But why would you want to kill someone inefficiently? The idea is to do it so that you don't get caught.

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Shun came over to see what Hei was watching and is now busying being traumatized by the thought of someone getting killed with a chainsaw. Even though Saints can do worse things to people.]

[contract_star]

[Isn't going to tell Shun about 1987 and the boiled bunny from Fatal Attraction.] Don't worry, it's just a movie. Though it sounds like they advertised it as a "true event."

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Killing people at all isn't very nice.

[contract_star]

...True.

[madamemoiselle]

Hei, what are you watching?

[contract_star]

Oh, hi Diva. It's a show called "I Love the 70's". This is 1974. I guess it covers major pop culture events in each year.