041: Hey, It's Just an Ordinary Day

[contract_star]

[Hei appears on the Plane in a nice armchair, a coffee table and a widescreen TV. There's various plates of half-eaten food on the table that Hei is slowly working through, as well as a stack of papers with handwritten notes on them. Some of them look to be notes about cars again, but there's also some scribbles with a few Tokyo districts written down, as well as what look like details about them.]

[For now, though, Hei seems to be preoccupied with what's on the TV. Namely, I Love the 70's. 1974, to be exact--and even more specifically, the segment on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Deadpool got Hei to watch I Love the 80's, and Hei decided to follow up :|]

Killing someone with a chainsaw wouldn't be very efficient, though...

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[madamemoiselle]

{Diva is just going to be over here, sighing lightly and shaking her head. At both of them.}

[contract_star]

D-Diva, um... [BRIGHT RED.]

[madamemoiselle]

Hei, you shouldn't listen to Ikki about that kind of thing. Even I know that.

[contract_star]

Well...

...you have a point...

[madamemoiselle]

{She laughs} It's like peer pressure, except he's quite a few years younger than you~ You're a pushover for odd things, you know!

[contract_star]

I'm not a pushover!

[madamemoiselle]

You are, Hei~

[contract_star]

Well...not for the important things at least...

[madamemoiselle]

That's why I said "odd things". Like if I said "I want to kiss you" and bothered you about it, does that mean that you'd let me.

{She laughs at the thought} How funny~ It's very cute!

[contract_star]

[afjkdlajfkdla!] I wouldn't! Or, um--that came out wrong. That is, if I wanted to, I...wait, no... [BLUSH DEEPENS!]

[madamemoiselle]

{Diva giggles, obviously having fun with this. She sits very carefully in his lap, leaning her head back towards his with a smile} You're digging yourself in a hole, Hei~♥

[contract_star]

[Is trying to escape while trying not to look like he's trying to escape. IT FAILS.] D-Diva...

[madamemoiselle]

Wha~t~? Are you really that nervous around a pretty girl, Hei?

[contract_star]

Th-that's--I--it's just--Misaki--

[madamemoiselle]

What about Misaki? Would you rather her be sitting in your lap?

[contract_star]

I don't--I don't know...

[madamemoiselle]

{Leans back against him, putting a hand on his cheek} Ne, don't tell me that Hei is a virgin~

[contract_star]

[Looking away from Diva.] We haven't...I mean, I don't even know if she wants...

[madamemoiselle]

Then ask her, silly. If you love her, and she loves you, it should be easy.

[contract_star]

But it's--I mean--it's not really that simple. It's sort of--an awkward conversation and...I shouldn't even be talking to you about this.

[madamemoiselle]

Why not? We're friends, right?

Ah, of course, if Hei is ever bored and wants to try, I don't mind. There aren't many people that I would mind, really...

[contract_star]

Well... [He's pretty sure this is what Misaki was upset about before, that he'd talk to Diva about things, but not her.]

Ah! Th-that's alright...

[madamemoiselle]

Well what?

{She smiles softly, closing her eyes} I knew that you'd say that. Hei is a gentleman.

[contract_star]

Just...is it normal to talk to friends about other friends like that?

[Small smile.]

[madamemoiselle]

Hei, you shouldn't ask me about think that are and aren't normal. Ne, I have no idea. But I do know that I'll listen to you if you'll talk to me.