041: Hey, It's Just an Ordinary Day

[contract_star]

[Hei appears on the Plane in a nice armchair, a coffee table and a widescreen TV. There's various plates of half-eaten food on the table that Hei is slowly working through, as well as a stack of papers with handwritten notes on them. Some of them look to be notes about cars again, but there's also some scribbles with a few Tokyo districts written down, as well as what look like details about them.]

[For now, though, Hei seems to be preoccupied with what's on the TV. Namely, I Love the 70's. 1974, to be exact--and even more specifically, the segment on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Deadpool got Hei to watch I Love the 80's, and Hei decided to follow up :|]

Killing someone with a chainsaw wouldn't be very efficient, though...

Comments

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki feels like he just won the lottery.]

FUCK YEAH!

[contract_star]

[Blushing.] It's not that exciting!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I think it's fucking hilarious.

[contract_star]

Why?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Because you're such a damn prude. And you're older than me. What the hell.

I bet you haven't even been laid.

[contract_star]

I'm not a prude!

[AJFDLAJFDKLAJFKDLAJ!!!]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Guess that's my answer.

Maaaaan. I've had more action and I'm like half your age, old man! [LAAUGHS]

[contract_star]

Okay, I am not old. [UNLESS YOU TAKE INTO ACCOUNT A CONTRACTOR'S LIFESPAN LOLOLOLOL.]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Yeah you are.

[contract_star]

Not really...

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Aren't guys in college s'posed to have parties and get laid all the time? If you're not really in college, at least you can do the getting laid part... Kirihara-san picks on ya enough.

[contract_star]

I've--just never had time for it! And never mind about Misaki.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Well, you've got the Plane. So you got time. [ahurhur] Whaddya mean, nevermind?

[contract_star]

It doesn't matter.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Fuck that. What's between you two?

[contract_star]

We're...well...

...I don't really know.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

That's not an acceptable answer.

Do you love her, or don't you?

[contract_star]

...It's not that simple.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It can be.

[contract_star]

But I don't know. I mean... [Doesn't want to admit to something so stupid as the fact that he's never been in love to Ikki.]

Anyway, I don't...really know how she feels.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I think she digs you.

[contract_star]

...Really?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Women are kinda tricky. They like to pretend they hold all the cards, but the truth is, they can feel things too.

I bet she thinks you're just as emotionless as you pretend to be. You gotta change that.

[contract_star]

Ah? Is that how it is...?

I don't...think that's it, really.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Yep. That's why it's okay to piss women off sometimes. It means they care.

Whatever. You and Kirihara-san would be great, so get on it.