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041: Hey, It's Just an Ordinary Day

[Hei appears on the Plane in a nice armchair, a coffee table and a widescreen TV. There's various plates of half-eaten food on the table that Hei is slowly working through, as well as a stack of papers with handwritten notes on them. Some of them look to be notes about cars again, but there's also some scribbles with a few Tokyo districts written down, as well as what look like details about them.]

[For now, though, Hei seems to be preoccupied with what's on the TV. Namely, I Love the 70's. 1974, to be exact--and even more specifically, the segment on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Deadpool got Hei to watch I Love the 80's, and Hei decided to follow up :|]

Killing someone with a chainsaw wouldn't be very efficient, though...

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[fjkalfjkdlajfkdla!!!]

Boobiieeees. [PERSONAL SPACE, WHAT?] Booobiieeeeeeesssss. [How can Hei be traumatized over his personal space when he has DORKFACE?]

Ikki! Okay, okay, fine!

[Clears his throat.] Right. So.

...

...

...boobies.

[Ikki feels like he just won the lottery.]

FUCK YEAH!

[Blushing.] It's not that exciting!

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I think it's fucking hilarious.

Why?

Because you're such a damn prude. And you're older than me. What the hell.

I bet you haven't even been laid.

I'm not a prude!

[AJFDLAJFDKLAJFKDLAJ!!!]

Guess that's my answer.

Maaaaan. I've had more action and I'm like half your age, old man! [LAAUGHS]

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{Diva is just going to be over here, sighing lightly and shaking her head. At both of them.}

D-Diva, um... [BRIGHT RED.]

Hei, you shouldn't listen to Ikki about that kind of thing. Even I know that.

Well...

...you have a point...

{She laughs} It's like peer pressure, except he's quite a few years younger than you~ You're a pushover for odd things, you know!

I'm not a pushover!

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[Has been surreptitiously watching this little exchange.]

....

....

[Cracking up now]

[OMFG IT'S MISAKI WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY! Hei goes as red as a fire engine.]

[Wipes her eyes] ...I cannot believe I just heard that.

I didn't...! I wasn't...!

[Pfffff laughing again]

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