041: Hey, It's Just an Ordinary Day

[contract_star]

[Hei appears on the Plane in a nice armchair, a coffee table and a widescreen TV. There's various plates of half-eaten food on the table that Hei is slowly working through, as well as a stack of papers with handwritten notes on them. Some of them look to be notes about cars again, but there's also some scribbles with a few Tokyo districts written down, as well as what look like details about them.]

[For now, though, Hei seems to be preoccupied with what's on the TV. Namely, I Love the 70's. 1974, to be exact--and even more specifically, the segment on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Deadpool got Hei to watch I Love the 80's, and Hei decided to follow up :|]

Killing someone with a chainsaw wouldn't be very efficient, though...

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[lamb_of_gold]

....

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

It's also very messy, I would think. [Peeking over the chair.]

[contract_star]

[Glances up and slides Mu a homemade veggie eggroll.]

Mu, I can't believe how much I've missed...

[Leatherface proceeds to attack someone with a chainsaw.] But that's ridiculous, really. The blood spatter patterns would land you in jail in a heartbeat.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[... awkward Ryotarou is awkward, so very much considering just leaving because the experiment is over now, and he remembers it all.]

[contract_star]

Exactly. With a murder weapon like that, there's no way you wouldn't get blood on yourself, which would lead forensics straight to you.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Takes it, both dumbstruck and mesmerized by the massacre on screen]

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

Yes. [Still peeking over the chair.] And he's not very good at hitting their vitals, is he. He has to take them all to pieces.

[mercwamouth]

[Sneaks up behind Hei and revs up a chainsaw]

[contract_star]

[Oblivious! Hei looks up and sees Ryotarou and smiles a bit before offering him a fried wonton.] Ryotarou, have you heard of this? It's a movie about someone who kills people with a chainsaw.

[contract_star]

[Ninjas out of the chair faster than, well, you know. Have a knife to your throat, Deadpool.]

Dammit. Don't do that.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[He just shifts without approaching, and then shakes his head.] ... I don't think I have.

[contract_star]

I think some people prefer it that way.

[mercwamouth]

See, that's why they use a chainsaw. It's fuckin' freaky.

[Turns off chainsaw]

[contract_star]

It's unrealistic. If you killed that many people like that, there's no way you wouldn't be caught.

[contract_star]

It's completely ridiculous. This Leather character would definitely have been caught if he really did this. But I guess at the end he disappears.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

Prefer it? [Now peering down at him.]

[lamb_of_gold]

I suppose he just kills the witnesses as well.....

[contract_star]

How do you expect me to react when someone tries to sneak up on me with something loud? [Exasperated sigh and he moves away, sheathing the knife and sitting back down. You made him miss the end of the segment, Dead >|]

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I see. [He's not quite sure what to say, really. Hei should get to know that it's over, since Ryotarou plans to go back to his avoidance dance very soon, but... again, he's not sure how to bring it up.]

[contract_star]

Serial killers and such. They like to kill people in certain ways, so it's usually not as professional. But they're also pretty good at not being caught for awhile.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

It's a 70's American movie. [Jack's tone implies that this should explain it all]

[contract_star]

But he also kind of stands out. And never mind the mess...

[Cut to commercial! Hei sighs and puts it on mute, then looks around at Mu fully.]

Mu, I meant to ask--have you found Kiki yet?

[contract_star]

[Headtilt as he senses something off.] How did the rest of the anniversary party go?

[mercwamouth]

[Guess he'll just have to watch for another 10 hours for when it loops back to this episode then, lol]

Just makin' a point. Intimidation is just as important in murder as what you're using to kill. Especially in a flick.

[contract_star]

But it's ridiculous, isn't it? The blood spatter patterns...

...Oh. I suppose they didn't have DNA or blood analysis in the Seventies...