041: Hey, It's Just an Ordinary Day

[contract_star]

[Hei appears on the Plane in a nice armchair, a coffee table and a widescreen TV. There's various plates of half-eaten food on the table that Hei is slowly working through, as well as a stack of papers with handwritten notes on them. Some of them look to be notes about cars again, but there's also some scribbles with a few Tokyo districts written down, as well as what look like details about them.]

[For now, though, Hei seems to be preoccupied with what's on the TV. Namely, I Love the 70's. 1974, to be exact--and even more specifically, the segment on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Deadpool got Hei to watch I Love the 80's, and Hei decided to follow up :|]

Killing someone with a chainsaw wouldn't be very efficient, though...

Comments

[contract_star]

[Asshole :|]

Intimidation isn't important if you don't want them to ever see you. That's the best way to go about it.

[mercwamouth]

Depends on your reasons for killing. Some do it for the thrill, in which case quick and quiet isn't fun enough. Also, some people aren't so sneaky.

[contract_star]

Killing people for reasons like that is pointless.

[mercwamouth]

So's musical theater, but people still pay $50 to see other people sing and dance like idiots.

[contract_star]

People are strange.

[mercwamouth]

Exactly, and sometimes they like to kill people in the loudest way possible.

[contract_star]

And people like watching movies about it?

[mercwamouth]

Clearly.

[contract_star]

Hm.

[mercwamouth]

[Joins in watching I<370s]

[contract_star]

[Keeps working through the food and watching the show~]

[mercwamouth]

[An hour later, we're amidst 1975, the year of SNL, Pong, pet rocks, Rocky Horror, Monty Python, and Jaws.]

Now there's a scary movie.

[contract_star]

With the shark? [Slightly shifty look.] Do sharks really get that big?

[mercwamouth]

Nono, the one with the transvestite. Rocky Horror. Tim Curry is the scariest thing ever conceived by man or beast.

[contract_star]

Transvestites are scary?

[mercwamouth]

...Not always. Take Eddie Izzard. He's an "executive transvestite". Not scarey. Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter is a "fuckin' werido transvestite". On top of that, also an alien and mad scientist. Very fuckin' scary.

[contract_star]

Well, I suppose he did kill that other person...

[mercwamouth]

It was a mercy killing.

[contract_star]

Was it?

[mercwamouth]

...It was a a messy killing.

[contract_star]

People keep doing that...

[mercwamouth]

Doing what?

[contract_star]

Killing people messily.

[mercwamouth]

Ah...

[Another hour passes and it's 1976, year of bicentennial, the Muppets, Carrie, Charlie's Angels, The Gong Show, and Rocky.]

...We should get a gong for the Plane.

[contract_star]

I'm not sure that would be wise.

[Headtilt.] That girl was using electricity, wasn't she?