041: Hey, It's Just an Ordinary Day

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[Hei appears on the Plane in a nice armchair, a coffee table and a widescreen TV. There's various plates of half-eaten food on the table that Hei is slowly working through, as well as a stack of papers with handwritten notes on them. Some of them look to be notes about cars again, but there's also some scribbles with a few Tokyo districts written down, as well as what look like details about them.]

[For now, though, Hei seems to be preoccupied with what's on the TV. Namely, I Love the 70's. 1974, to be exact--and even more specifically, the segment on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Deadpool got Hei to watch I Love the 80's, and Hei decided to follow up :|]

Killing someone with a chainsaw wouldn't be very efficient, though...

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[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Bad horror flicks? Ikki is SO THERE. In fact, he's starting to drool over Hei's shoulder.]

If this movie has boobs in it, we're buying it. [Meaning Diva is.]

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[Smirks.] Hi, Ikki.

Actually I don't think that one had any b...female parts in it. It looked like it was mostly about killing people in ridiculous ways.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Yo.

Oh. Let's get it anyway. I mean, it's not real, so who the fuck cares, right? 'Sides, the people in these things are always stupid enough that they NEED to die.

[Then something occurs to him.]

... Why can't you say boobs?

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[Chuckles.] Alright. I'll ask Diva.

[Blink.] I can say it. I just don't want to.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[Ikki grins fangishly.]

Why not? It's just a word.

[contract_star]

[W-worried now.] I just don't want to.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It's not like you'll get in trouble. Repeat after me. "Boobs."

[contract_star]

But I don't want to.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Say iiiiit.

[contract_star]

[fjkalfjkdlajfkdla!!!]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Boobiieeees. [PERSONAL SPACE, WHAT?] Booobiieeeeeeesssss. [How can Hei be traumatized over his personal space when he has DORKFACE?]

[contract_star]

Ikki! Okay, okay, fine!

[Clears his throat.] Right. So.

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...boobies.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki feels like he just won the lottery.]

FUCK YEAH!

[contract_star]

[Blushing.] It's not that exciting!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I think it's fucking hilarious.

[contract_star]

Why?

[madamemoiselle]

{Diva is just going to be over here, sighing lightly and shaking her head. At both of them.}

[contract_star]

D-Diva, um... [BRIGHT RED.]

[madamemoiselle]

Hei, you shouldn't listen to Ikki about that kind of thing. Even I know that.

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[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Has been surreptitiously watching this little exchange.]

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[Cracking up now]

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[OMFG IT'S MISAKI WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY! Hei goes as red as a fire engine.]