Public Service Announcement

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

Comments

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

God. Somehow those words from his mouth, even knowing it's you, are profoundly disturbing.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I figured it was better to cut down on the confusion.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

Yes. But did you have to... say it so much like you?

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

[...]

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

This thing was hard to find, just so you know. [Holds up the megaphone]

It took me a while of rummaging.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

I... didn't even know we had one.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Jack. You didn't tell him about Torchwood?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

.....did you?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Yes, because you didn't!

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

...I never want to hear any of those things coming from Ryotarou's mouth again.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Yet you're willing to see my body naked while it's him in there?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . Well! You seem to be taking this well.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

It's still annoying.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[Guess who doesn't know about the body switch? Amane can miss important things...]

... [BLINK BLINK] Nee nee you talk funny, gero! Why is that? And and what is flirting, hm hm?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[Ok, so focusing on the important question]

Flirting is when you act a certain way to make someone interested in you.

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, well, too late. But Ryotarou agreed, so it's okay, Jack!

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

You didn't kill him though, right? And I'd rather you avoid feeding on him again.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how this happened to you?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

As far as any of us can tell, it's another experiment from the Twins.

[Then he pauses a moment, and looks thoughtful] You....don't feel repulsed.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I'm to flirt with you in this body, then, Jackums?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

That means you're to stay away from both bodies until this whole thing sorts itself out

[mercwamouth]

Aw... this would have been so much more fun if you hadn't said anything, pretty boy.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[grins] 'Pretty' does fit this body, doesn't it? Though are you sure you should be flirting with a teenagers body?

Ryotarou might not take it too well when he gets it back.

[contract_star]

You're a bit late on a few of those.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I heard about the blood. Anything else?