Public Service Announcement

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

Comments

[contract_star]

No, but where he is, the Master usually is. And you know he wouldn't stop the Master if it meant seriously hurting him.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

....I can't deal with everything. I can't keep an eye on them both 24/7.

[contract_star]

I'm not asking you to.

Sorry...I didn't mean to sound like I was accusing you. I just... [Long pause, because is he really going to say what he's about to say?] ...I worry about him. And you.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[This actually earns him a small smile from Jack] I'm doing my best to keep things calm. I won't let him get hurt, not because of the Master's sadistic streak.

[contract_star]

[Tiny smile back.] I'll keep an eye on him as well.