Public Service Announcement

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

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[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

It's still annoying.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I can only imagine.

I hear it's the Twins' handiwork, then? You weren't messing about with anything particularly strange back at Torchwood, were you?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I don't get to sleep with Ianto, either of them. I can't even kiss anyone, because Ryotarou is apparently the definition of a virgin.

...you think it's my fault. Everyone thought it was my fault. Why was it my fault?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Oi. I don't think it's your fault, Jack. Just asking about the possibility of it happening -- because if it's something to do with Torchwood, it's easier to figure out what's happened than if it's just the whim of someone who has to do with the Plane.

See?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

People who didn't even know about Torchwood asked if what I had done this time.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Well, hate to break it to you, mate, but you can't pull off the innocent act quite as well as Ryotarou can.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[Pouts, which probably fits this body better than his own] At least I can pull the sexy act instead of the 'watch to see how long I can flail around' act like him...

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Mm, reckon you've got a point there. Not that I'm condoning that so-called "sexy act" of yours.

Still! All that flailing. Tends to make anyone seem trustworthy, you know?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[Grins] Yes you do, you slept with me. Well, not 'you' you, but my point still stands.

Or hyperactive.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . [PLEASE HOLD, Human!Ten did not know this. O___O]

. . . . . . I-- what?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[Hi, Jack is still grinning]

Slept with me. In my bed; I have a proper bed now, instead of a bunk, if that helps.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . .

. . .

. . . Very funny, Jack. Really. Hilarious.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

When do I lie to you Doctor? Especially about things like these.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Well, this is a first for me having this conversation. There isn't really any precedent for me that would let me know whether you would or wouldn't.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Ask him then, if you don't believe me.

The one that lives with the Master.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . I'll just-- take your word for it. His business is his own.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[He half looks away then, burying his hands in his pocket] Are you ashamed then, that a version of you slept with me?

Am I still that disgusting to you?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

No, no, 's not that, it's not you. Just-- surprised, really. Because-- Well, I didn't really expect--

. . . [sighs]

. . . Did you at least get me a nice drink?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling he didn't either.

I got you pie. We played a game of tic-tac-toe beforehand, and neither won. So we both got to eat the pie.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Well, pie. Alright, then, I suppose that's acceptable, depending on the flavor.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

It was good pie, homemade.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Right, right, I'm sure it was.

Any case, Ryotarou was telling me he's got a dangerous life back home. Haven't run into any trouble there, yet, have you?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Not yet, though to be fair I've only spent a few minutes actually there.

The rest of the time I've been on the Plane.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Probably for the best, then. Trying to wait it out?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Basically. I'd rather not get involved in anything I don't have to.