Public Service Announcement

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

Comments

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

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[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

This thing was hard to find, just so you know. [Holds up the megaphone]

It took me a while of rummaging.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

I... didn't even know we had one.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Well now you do. See? Everybody wins.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

I suppose. [slight headtilt; he's wondering if he should tell him about the Diva-thing, since he mentioned it] Um...

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[He knows that look; it is not a good look] What happened?

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

Uh... Diva-san... [The headtilt increases.]

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

....did she get hungry?

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

... Mhmm.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming she didn't kill you, though.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

No... just drained.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Anything else happen?

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

Anything else? [pause, and a headtilt; he definitely already knows about the Master-stuff, so] ... not especially.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

So you're keeping out of trouble?

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

Mm. ... The Hub is kind of like a maze, though.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

The above levels are easier; have Ianto show you how to get in and out through the tourist's entrance, since you need my wristband to operate the invisible lift.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

Wristband? ... Invisible lift?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Ignore those, just focus on the tourists office.

Actually, Ryotarou. I'd like you to spend as little time as you can in my reality.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

... ehhh? Why?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Because it's bound to do more harm then good, especially when it comes to the danger.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

I... [:\ Kind of looks away, uncomfortable for some reason.] Danger isn't something new to me.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

This is a different sort of danger.

There are people that depend on me; I don't want anyone hurt because something goes wrong.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

Your team, right? I wouldn't— [dslkfnsdlk He can't guarantee they wouldn't get hurt, but...! He's still uncomfortable...]

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Their some of the last people I want to see getting hurt; they've been through enough.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

... I would be careful.