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saythistostart.livejournal.com) wrote in
realityshifted2008-09-08 10:12 pm
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Public Service Announcement
['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]
For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:
If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.
For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:
If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

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Am I still that disgusting to you?
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. . . [sighs]
. . . Did you at least get me a nice drink?
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I got you pie. We played a game of tic-tac-toe beforehand, and neither won. So we both got to eat the pie.
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Any case, Ryotarou was telling me he's got a dangerous life back home. Haven't run into any trouble there, yet, have you?
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The rest of the time I've been on the Plane.
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Hopefully he knows to do the same, then. Keep himself out of trouble.
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I just hope things go back to normal soon; I miss my body.
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Did he mention anything about a contract? Ryotarou, I mean.
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People keep mentioning bits and pieces about that, but I'm still only half sure.
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And with any luck, the right people will keep from doing the above things.
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Really that worried about your reputation, eh?
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I can't protect him from everything.
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