Public Service Announcement

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

Comments

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[He half looks away then, burying his hands in his pocket] Are you ashamed then, that a version of you slept with me?

Am I still that disgusting to you?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

No, no, 's not that, it's not you. Just-- surprised, really. Because-- Well, I didn't really expect--

. . . [sighs]

. . . Did you at least get me a nice drink?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling he didn't either.

I got you pie. We played a game of tic-tac-toe beforehand, and neither won. So we both got to eat the pie.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Well, pie. Alright, then, I suppose that's acceptable, depending on the flavor.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

It was good pie, homemade.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Right, right, I'm sure it was.

Any case, Ryotarou was telling me he's got a dangerous life back home. Haven't run into any trouble there, yet, have you?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Not yet, though to be fair I've only spent a few minutes actually there.

The rest of the time I've been on the Plane.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Probably for the best, then. Trying to wait it out?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Basically. I'd rather not get involved in anything I don't have to.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 's very logical.

Hopefully he knows to do the same, then. Keep himself out of trouble.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Easier said than done, unfortunately.

I just hope things go back to normal soon; I miss my body.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Keep your fingers crossed that it doesn't last long, eh?

Did he mention anything about a contract? Ryotarou, I mean.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Keeping them crossed.

People keep mentioning bits and pieces about that, but I'm still only half sure.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Mm. I'm afraid I only know a bit myself. Something about Deneb and a contract. He mentioned that it seems to be attached to you.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I can somewhat....feel it, if that makes any sense. Back when I was in his reality.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Didn't elaborate much more on it for you either, it seems. Doesn't seem wise, if you've got to live one another lives.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

It's a stupid idea; I'd rather we each just stayed on the Plane until it passed.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Could be quite a while, you know.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I can wait.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Well, that's half of a problem solved, at least.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

The other half is wondering around here somewhere.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

And hopefully that announcement of yours doesn't just encourage more people to pester him.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I couldn't have people going around thinking I blushed, stuttered, and flailed normally.

And with any luck, the right people will keep from doing the above things.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping.

Really that worried about your reputation, eh?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Diva already drank blood from him, and if the Master decides to be in one of his moods Ryotarou will get hurt, really hurt. He woke up in bed with Ianto, and but at least Cy and Hei were able to tell the difference.

I can't protect him from everything.