ext_221247 ([identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-09-08 10:12 pm
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Public Service Announcement

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.
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[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I heard about the blood. Anything else?
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[personal profile] contract_star 2008-09-10 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
The Master wants to kill him. Probably a few times. You asking him not to will probably make him want to even more.

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
....I told him what to do if he sees the Master come near.
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[personal profile] contract_star 2008-09-10 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
So did I.

I just hope it's enough. The Master is...

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I asked the Doctor to keep an eye on him, and I'll try to be with Ryotarou as much as I can.
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[personal profile] contract_star 2008-09-11 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
The Doctor might be part of the problem.

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
How? He wouldn't hurt Ryotarou.
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[personal profile] contract_star 2008-09-11 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
No, but where he is, the Master usually is. And you know he wouldn't stop the Master if it meant seriously hurting him.

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
....I can't deal with everything. I can't keep an eye on them both 24/7.
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[personal profile] contract_star 2008-09-11 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not asking you to.

Sorry...I didn't mean to sound like I was accusing you. I just... [Long pause, because is he really going to say what he's about to say?] ...I worry about him. And you.

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[This actually earns him a small smile from Jack] I'm doing my best to keep things calm. I won't let him get hurt, not because of the Master's sadistic streak.
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[personal profile] contract_star 2008-09-11 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Tiny smile back.] I'll keep an eye on him as well.
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