Public Service Announcement

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

Comments

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

God. Somehow those words from his mouth, even knowing it's you, are profoundly disturbing.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

[...]

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I figured it was better to cut down on the confusion.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

This thing was hard to find, just so you know. [Holds up the megaphone]

It took me a while of rummaging.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

I... didn't even know we had one.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Well now you do. See? Everybody wins.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Jack. You didn't tell him about Torchwood?

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

I suppose. [slight headtilt; he's wondering if he should tell him about the Diva-thing, since he mentioned it] Um...

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

.....did you?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[He knows that look; it is not a good look] What happened?

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

Uh... Diva-san... [The headtilt increases.]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Yes, because you didn't!

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would I tell him about Torchwod, of all things?! I'm trying to keep him uninvolved, not shove his nose into my life.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Jack, he's living your life! I think it's a bit late to keep him uninvolved!

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

If you're so worried about him, what about trying to keep the Master away until we're back to normal?

He wants to keep doing the same damn thing to my body he does when he' in a mood, but it'll be Ryotarou's mind that suffers!

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[direct hit! The Doctor looks away] ...I didn't know he was around him. And how could I know it would progress so fast?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

You couldn't, and neither could I.

I just need you to stop thinking you know what's best for everyone right now, Doctor. Because you don't.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

And what would have happened if there was an emergency, Jack? You know how often problems come up. You're not there. Ryotarou is. And he's the one who has to deal with it.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

...I never want to hear any of those things coming from Ryotarou's mouth again.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . Well! You seem to be taking this well.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[Guess who doesn't know about the body switch? Amane can miss important things...]

... [BLINK BLINK] Nee nee you talk funny, gero! Why is that? And and what is flirting, hm hm?

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, well, too late. But Ryotarou agreed, so it's okay, Jack!

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how this happened to you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I'm to flirt with you in this body, then, Jackums?

[mercwamouth]

Aw... this would have been so much more fun if you hadn't said anything, pretty boy.