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saythistostart.livejournal.com) wrote in
realityshifted2008-09-08 10:12 pm
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Public Service Announcement
['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]
For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:
If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.
For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:
If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

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I'll do whatever I like, Captain Harkness.
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I'll cut you a deal, if you agree to leave Ryotarou and me alone until this is over.
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And that deal would be?
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You see, Jack, the fight is what makes it interesting.
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What could you get from me that would make it worth your time?
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There's always something you want, Master, something worth putting off a few days of your fun.
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You can take your pick.
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Deal, Captain Harkness.
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[puts his fingers to Jack's (Ryotarou's!) temples, and now he's in Jack's mind]
Not the nicest mind I've ever looked into.
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Some of these make me quite sick.
[unceremonious and unkind, the Master cuts out the memories of the Game Station, from beginning to end. They are not supressed and they are not hidden; they are ripped out and destroyed, except for the perfect replica which the Master keeps]
Deal done, Captain Harkness.
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He knows it's illogical, that it's just one of his minds own tricks, but he feels pain when the Master rips the Memory from him; one second he is reliving the kisses and his first death, the next there is a hole where those memories used to be. He can't even tell what's missing anymore, other than the fact he can no longer remember coming back to life for the first time, or what his last moments with the Doctor as a human were like.
His whole body seems to be trembling now, just the tiniest bit, and he seems to be in too much shock to even think to pull away]
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I think I'll leave you to your coping, then.
[and he vanishes from the Plane]