Public Service Announcement

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

Comments

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

He told Ryotarou that he could hurt him if he wanted. I don't know if he's made his mind up yet, but I'd rather not take my chances...

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

((OoC: AAAH, TOTALLY LATE, because DJ just pointed me over and I must've missed this somehow -- I'm so sorry! Feel free to ignore this tag if you want to move on!))

Does the other Doctor know about it? Not that I imagine he can do much to stop the Master if worst comes to worst, but still.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I....already asked him for help.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah? And how did that go?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

He agreed to help. [mutters making a face that indicates that this was the only thing that went well about this particular conversation]

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

[and, well, that's naturally making him curious] . . . Something the matter?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[Looks away] Nothing new.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

[staaaares.] Jack.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

What?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

[sighs and shrugs] Nevermind.

You two have anything planned, then? Or just have a general sort of pact?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Nothing, really. Just keep an eye out for the Master, make sure Ryotarou knows he should run.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

What, no clever strategies involving throwing paint-filled balloons at the Master's face?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[rolls his eyes] We're trying to keep him away, not get ourselves killed.

....though that does sound like something you two would do.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Well, it would be mildly amusing, till you had to start running.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

You can try it, and I'll watch.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Oh, that just takes the fun out of it. It ought to be a group activity, I think.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

......this wouldn't turn into one of those 'Every man for himself' group activities, would it?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . It'd be a bit like a much more dangerous version of tag, I expect.