Public Service Announcement

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['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

Comments

[madamemoiselle]

Well...It's not even that! Just between you and I, I already um, drank several people all at once. But they were trying to kill me! So...I was just defending myself, that's all.

{She nods, since self-justification is how she's getting by}

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[He sighs, but decides chastising her about the deaths would probably be a lost cause in Ryotarou's body] Has anything like this ever happen before?

[madamemoiselle]

No...Only after I came back.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

...came back?

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, I guess Jack doesn't know, then?

I died.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

You....died?

[madamemoiselle]

Mmm. Nathan betrayed me. He stabbed me with Saya's blood {Very slowly, as she speaks, she brings a hand to her chest} in the most tender place of all.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[He's not sure what to say, and for a moment he just stands there. Betrayal of someone you trust always hits a bit close to home for Jack, especially now]

[madamemoiselle]

{Smiles} But it's alright. It's no big deal, since I'm back now.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make it right, Diva.

[madamemoiselle]

It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. They're dead.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[shakes his head] You shouldn't have to go through that, regardless.

It's not right.

[madamemoiselle]

But it's fine.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

He hurt you Diva. That's never going to be alright.

[madamemoiselle]

But I don't care. It's over and nothing too bad happened because of it, so...

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Your blood, what does it look like now?

[madamemoiselle]

Hm? {Rather than describe it, Diva just brings her hand to her mouth and bites hard, withdrawing it to let him see the sparkling black blood} Like this?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[frowns as he sees the blood] Just like the Brigadier's after he died.

[madamemoiselle]

Mmhmm. People that have died, ours all looks like this. And it sounds different, but that's not something you would know.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Not from personal experience, no.

Think it has something to do with your hunger? Maybe you need a lot more blood now.

[madamemoiselle]

Well, i drank a lot that time and it didn't really go away at all.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Something else then.

[madamemoiselle]

I guess...It's...Well, I'll figure it out eventually. {OR DIE OF HUNGER, but no one cares about that!}

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Have you tried real food? [It apparently does not occur to people]

[madamemoiselle]

Actually, I did! It didn't help, unfortunately...