ext_263315 ([identity profile] seventhcoil.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-01-22 08:33 pm

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[Fumie is just a bit bloody and bruised, her t-shirt and shirt torn and she is positively beaming like crazy]

WE TOOK DOWN GODZILLA! [waves around a jar with a pretty damn mighty jewel in it] I told you we could! Me and Sam know what we're doing. It was like the giant fish but a much greater challenge. And I don't lose any challenges, so!

That'll teach monsters to eat whatevers. [nods firmly]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[just...stares at her and her attempt at being anything other than a bird -- was that supposed to hurt, by the way? -- giving her a very flat look as her tirade trails off] What I do isn't any of your damn business, girlie. And I don't like your tone. [here you go, fumie, have Gene's face in yours] You so much as suggest I'm anything other than the best damn copper in Manchester and I'll break your toys, got it?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[...and the Guv breaks out laughing] Well look at that, Tyler's got himself another bird babysitter. Do you kiss his booboos and fix his ouchies, too? [smirks] I don't need some prepubescent little snot telling me what I have to do to live, are we understood? I suggest you mind your own business from now on -- especially if it's regarding me.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-23 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[hi, Sam's still not happy with you - and you're not making him happy with how you treat Fumie] 'Prepubescent'? Four syllables, Guv, incredible! Can you spell it?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Blow it out your arse, Tyler.

[ooc: *is dying*]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-23 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[throws his coat at him, warrant card therein] You're welcome, Guv.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[grumble grumble grumble, but puts the coat on]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-23 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and. [grabs him by the collar and pulls him near, speaking lightly and still smiling] Be nice to her. She fought for her city while you were lying dead in a laboratory because of your own damn stupidity. [lets him go and steps away]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[stunned (3-0, what the hell, Tyler?), then glares, fixing his coat] You listen here, Tyler. Just 'cause she's a bird doesn't mean she gets special treatment, got that? Now touch me again and I break your hand.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-23 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[keeps smiling, straightening out his own jacket] Of course, Guv.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler couldn't find his way out of my office if I painted the path gold, girlie. He's a useless little shit. [smug look] And my business is never yours, understood?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
You obviously haven't spent any significant amount of time around him, then. [smirk smirk] Too bad, girlie.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
...right. So I can add 'scum' to the list of things used to describe Tyler. You're a little young for him, don't you think? [blank stare] And what do you think you can do that's gonna mean a damn thing to me?

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lamb_of_gold: (Neutral: Regal)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2008-01-23 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have a pastime besides bullying children, sir?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Beating the shit out of scum and nonces. Would you like a demonstration?
lamb_of_gold: (epic)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2008-01-23 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I invite you to try sir, but if you do, I cannot guarantee your health.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Seeing how I've all ready been killed once, I'm not much impressed by your threat there, luv.
lamb_of_gold: (aMUsed)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2008-01-23 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I said not a thing about your life. It was your health that I could not guarantee.

I'm afraid to say your bark is far worse than your bite, sir. You would do well to find another way to amuse yourself - tormenting children is far from becoming for a grown man.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
My health is just fine where it is.

And I don't need to take advice from a damned poof, either.
lamb_of_gold: (Neutral)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2008-01-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Call me what you will, sir, for I will still be me.