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[Fumie is just a bit bloody and bruised, her t-shirt and shirt torn and she is positively beaming like crazy]

WE TOOK DOWN GODZILLA! [waves around a jar with a pretty damn mighty jewel in it] I told you we could! Me and Sam know what we're doing. It was like the giant fish but a much greater challenge. And I don't lose any challenges, so!

That'll teach monsters to eat whatevers. [nods firmly]

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Hah! So the little shit was crying in a corner. And needed the company of a midget, apparently.

[oh crap, must make Sam sound manly, backtrack] H-he wasn't! Although if he was, it's all your fault! But he was just...concerned about...erm...the police department!

[aaaand smug Gene is smug] Considering I don't even exist in his world or whatever the hell it is, me bein' a stiff doesn't have much impact on the department, now does it? Not only have you got not tits, you're a horrible liar, too, you little ponce.

[sooo frustrated with you, Gene] That has nothing to do with anything, you pervert! [barely resisting not zapping him but man, she loves her glasses]

I'm not the one inviting babies to sleep in my bed, now am I, girlie?

[she barely has words for this] ...I-I'm not a baby!! And he refused to take the bed! Really, I said it was okay and I could sleep on the chair or something. But I guess he likes the chair better.

[scoffs] You look like a baby to me, girlie. Did Tyler have to change your diapers, too? Bleedin' pansy...And is that so? The damn chair's probably more comfortable than that piece of shit bed of his, anyway. The sodding ponce probably took it to make you suffer.

[ignoring those comments 'cause otherwise Gene would get a laser to the face and Fumie still loves her glasses] I think he did it to be nice. [and then tilts her head, 'cause huh] You've been over to Sam's apartment?

I think he did it cause he's a bleedin' ponce. [aaaand grin] Been there plenty of times. Kicked in the door once. Also found Tyler strapped naked to his bed. That was a real bird that did that to him, though, not some titless little git like you.

You broke Sam's door?? ...Wait, what was that second thing...? And stop talking about those!! [covering her chest now, kthx]

He wouldn't wake up and there was a stiff. 'course I did. And I said I found him tied to his bed. Some bird decided he was a good ride the night before and left him hangin' out for the world to see. And there's not much else to talk about when discussing a nice bird, girlie.

[would punch Gene, but he doesn't want to teach Fumie bad things]

Actually, Fumie, that happened because I dared to fight something wrong that everybody else [looks at Gene] let happen.

So Gene screwed up? Well that makes more sense than what he said.

I did not screw up, girlie. I upkept the damn balance so that my City wasn't overrun with scum, something Tyler can't seem to get through his thick skull. If that means letting some ponce dirty up some piece of shit every now and again, so be it.

And you can blow it out your arse, Tyler. She played you like a Goddamn fiddle and then left you high and dry, because you were too bloody stupid to realise it was a trap.

[raises an eyebrow] So you'd rather still be on the take, Guv?

I'm done with that, Tyler. But it doesn't change the facts.

You can't let things get in the way of protecting people!

What would you know about protecting people?

What's that supposed to mean?

Exactly what it sounds like, girlie.

I know how to help people!

I'm sure you do, girlie.

Well...of course I do!

[condescendingly] Right-o, luv.

[snark back at you!] Anything you say, Guv!

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