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[Fumie is just a bit bloody and bruised, her t-shirt and shirt torn and she is positively beaming like crazy]

WE TOOK DOWN GODZILLA! [waves around a jar with a pretty damn mighty jewel in it] I told you we could! Me and Sam know what we're doing. It was like the giant fish but a much greater challenge. And I don't lose any challenges, so!

That'll teach monsters to eat whatevers. [nods firmly]

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[and have a very flat look right back as she raises herself up - all 3 feet and eleven inches of her - and speaks] Dying is my business because Sam is my business and he was really upset, okay?? You have to be strong enough to live!

[...and the Guv breaks out laughing] Well look at that, Tyler's got himself another bird babysitter. Do you kiss his booboos and fix his ouchies, too? [smirks] I don't need some prepubescent little snot telling me what I have to do to live, are we understood? I suggest you mind your own business from now on -- especially if it's regarding me.

[hi, Sam's still not happy with you - and you're not making him happy with how you treat Fumie] 'Prepubescent'? Four syllables, Guv, incredible! Can you spell it?

Blow it out your arse, Tyler.

[ooc: *is dying*]

[throws his coat at him, warrant card therein] You're welcome, Guv.

[grumble grumble grumble, but puts the coat on]

Oh, and. [grabs him by the collar and pulls him near, speaking lightly and still smiling] Be nice to her. She fought for her city while you were lying dead in a laboratory because of your own damn stupidity. [lets him go and steps away]

[stunned (3-0, what the hell, Tyler?), then glares, fixing his coat] You listen here, Tyler. Just 'cause she's a bird doesn't mean she gets special treatment, got that? Now touch me again and I break your hand.

[keeps smiling, straightening out his own jacket] Of course, Guv.

[must defend ~~mother~~ friend!] Sam can take care of himself! And I still say it's my business if Sam is involved. [tempted to laser him, just for good measure]

Tyler couldn't find his way out of my office if I painted the path gold, girlie. He's a useless little shit. [smug look] And my business is never yours, understood?

He is not! Take that back! [glares] And no.

You obviously haven't spent any significant amount of time around him, then. [smirk smirk] Too bad, girlie.

I have too! I spent the night! Twice! [hands on her hips] If you don't apologize, I'll make you regret it.

...right. So I can add 'scum' to the list of things used to describe Tyler. You're a little young for him, don't you think? [blank stare] And what do you think you can do that's gonna mean a damn thing to me?

[and now you've lost her Gene] Why is that bad? And remember this~? [makes the sign for lasering him, though she doesn't laser him. Yet. Just trying to remind him]

...definitely too young. [have a condescending smile] Maybe you'll understand when you're old enough to grow tits. And don't give me that look, I'll break your damn glasses.

Huh? What do my- [and suddenly, light bulb, those perverts the teacher warned about] That's gross!! And you better not or you'll pay for them!

Like I said: adding 'scum' to my list of things to call Tyler. Did he make you cuddle up with him? And you can try and make me, girlie.

H-He-...Sam...! [sputtering] That's really sick and that isn't how it is!

[and Gene loves fistfights! especially while laughing at you, Sam. ole~] Oh, come on, Tyler. Don't be an ass.

I'm not the one tainting the thoughts of innocent girls.

I'm not the one sleeping with them.

In the same flat. "Honi soit qui mal y pense," Guv.