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[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

[Fumie is just a bit bloody and bruised, her t-shirt and shirt torn and she is positively beaming like crazy]

WE TOOK DOWN GODZILLA! [waves around a jar with a pretty damn mighty jewel in it] I told you we could! Me and Sam know what we're doing. It was like the giant fish but a much greater challenge. And I don't lose any challenges, so!

That'll teach monsters to eat whatevers. [nods firmly]

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[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

He is not! Take that back! [glares] And no.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You obviously haven't spent any significant amount of time around him, then. [smirk smirk] Too bad, girlie.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

I have too! I spent the night! Twice! [hands on her hips] If you don't apologize, I'll make you regret it.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

...right. So I can add 'scum' to the list of things used to describe Tyler. You're a little young for him, don't you think? [blank stare] And what do you think you can do that's gonna mean a damn thing to me?

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

[and now you've lost her Gene] Why is that bad? And remember this~? [makes the sign for lasering him, though she doesn't laser him. Yet. Just trying to remind him]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

...definitely too young. [have a condescending smile] Maybe you'll understand when you're old enough to grow tits. And don't give me that look, I'll break your damn glasses.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

Huh? What do my- [and suddenly, light bulb, those perverts the teacher warned about] That's gross!! And you better not or you'll pay for them!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Like I said: adding 'scum' to my list of things to call Tyler. Did he make you cuddle up with him? And you can try and make me, girlie.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

H-He-...Sam...! [sputtering] That's really sick and that isn't how it is!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[tries his best not to let on that this is amusing him greatly] Then what is it? Inviting kids over for a sleepover is about as proper as a stick up Her Majesty's ass.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

I was staying over because someone was an idiot and got killed and made Sam upset and it wasn't good to leave him alone!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Hah! So the little shit was crying in a corner. And needed the company of a midget, apparently.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

[oh crap, must make Sam sound manly, backtrack] H-he wasn't! Although if he was, it's all your fault! But he was just...concerned about...erm...the police department!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[aaaand smug Gene is smug] Considering I don't even exist in his world or whatever the hell it is, me bein' a stiff doesn't have much impact on the department, now does it? Not only have you got not tits, you're a horrible liar, too, you little ponce.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

[sooo frustrated with you, Gene] That has nothing to do with anything, you pervert! [barely resisting not zapping him but man, she loves her glasses]

[didorothy]

[jaw drop. Look, Gene, 3-1. Still in Sam's favour, though] What the hell do you - don't even - I put up with a lot of shit from you, but that - [screw the words, I have fistfights!]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[and Gene loves fistfights! especially while laughing at you, Sam. ole~] Oh, come on, Tyler. Don't be an ass.

[didorothy]

I'm not the one tainting the thoughts of innocent girls.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one sleeping with them.

[didorothy]

In the same flat. "Honi soit qui mal y pense," Guv.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

In your bed. And don't quote your commie bullshit at me, Tyler.

[didorothy]

With me on the chair. And that's the motto of the Order of the Garter, Gene. You know - the Order that the Queen's in. "Shamed be the person who thinks evil of it."

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Only 'cause that damned bed of yours is the most uncomfortable piece of shit ever made. [glares] ...piss off, Gladys.

[didorothy]

All right - if you ever stay over, you can have the chair. [smug now] So I think the shame would be yours, Gene, for thinking like that.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

There's no way in hell I'm staying at your flat, Tyler. [because it's gay] And maybe you should learn how to play along with a bloody joke there, Dorothy.