ext_263315 ([identity profile] seventhcoil.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-01-22 08:33 pm

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[Fumie is just a bit bloody and bruised, her t-shirt and shirt torn and she is positively beaming like crazy]

WE TOOK DOWN GODZILLA! [waves around a jar with a pretty damn mighty jewel in it] I told you we could! Me and Sam know what we're doing. It was like the giant fish but a much greater challenge. And I don't lose any challenges, so!

That'll teach monsters to eat whatevers. [nods firmly]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he did it cause he's a bleedin' ponce. [aaaand grin] Been there plenty of times. Kicked in the door once. Also found Tyler strapped naked to his bed. That was a real bird that did that to him, though, not some titless little git like you.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
He wouldn't wake up and there was a stiff. 'course I did. And I said I found him tied to his bed. Some bird decided he was a good ride the night before and left him hangin' out for the world to see. And there's not much else to talk about when discussing a nice bird, girlie.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-23 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[would punch Gene, but he doesn't want to teach Fumie bad things]

Actually, Fumie, that happened because I dared to fight something wrong that everybody else [looks at Gene] let happen.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not screw up, girlie. I upkept the damn balance so that my City wasn't overrun with scum, something Tyler can't seem to get through his thick skull. If that means letting some ponce dirty up some piece of shit every now and again, so be it.

And you can blow it out your arse, Tyler. She played you like a Goddamn fiddle and then left you high and dry, because you were too bloody stupid to realise it was a trap.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-23 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[raises an eyebrow] So you'd rather still be on the take, Guv?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm done with that, Tyler. But it doesn't change the facts.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What would you know about protecting people?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly what it sounds like, girlie.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-24 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you do, girlie.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-24 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[condescendingly] Right-o, luv.