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[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor, after an encounter with a certain Time Lord who shall remain nameless, is utterly and completely smashed, thanks to some hot springs hijinks. He is also utterly and completely naked, and sprawled out in one of the indoor mineral baths.

He's got a ridiculously fake grin plastered (pun intended) all over his face as he fiddles with his indigo ring, inspecting it with his sonic screwdriver. Both of which are clearly awesome bath toys. Feel free to go wtf at him, especially because he is humming "Tainted Love" to himself during all this. Off-key. Clearly he should stick to dancing in this regeneration.]


((ooc: Slow tags will be slooow while I am writing this paper. But it will be done by tomorrow. Hopefully. Fff.))

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[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

[and a Reinette, who is perhaps not nearly has captures by the hijinks yet. She is, at least, in a 40's vintage black and white swimsuit with her hair down. She does have legs! So does he, it seems.]

I would have to kindly suggest that singing is not your particular talent.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[Nine's own swimwear, which he really was wearing originally, is in a pile on the floor with his robe somewhere. Best not to ask why. But have some eye rolling, Reinette.] 'Course it is! Got lots of talents, me. Very talented. Genius, even. Ever seen me dance?

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

[oh but she cannot help it, she laughs]

Yes Doctor, you might say that I have seen you dance.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[beams! He made her laugh, yay.] Fantastic! We ought to do that sometime. The dancing bit. Could be fun. They've got a ballroom around here and everything. Well, not in the onsen, but back in the...normal part. Of the Plane. [vague hand gesture goes here]

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

[Dorothy's in a towel. What's underneath it is anybody's guess.]

Oh no. You're drunk as a skunk. What've you been puttin' into yourself?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[he laughs! loudly.] Drunk as a skunk! That's a good one. Ought to remember that. But no, I'm not drunk! Can't be, got a high tolerance and all that. Time Lord...thing. Yes. Time tolerance to alcohol. [somewhere in the back of his mind he realises that sentence doesn't make sense, but he's too...fuzzy to care]

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Not on the Plane, you don't. Look at yourself!

[noticing a certain pile of clothing on the floor]

...Oh lord, is that yours?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[glances down at himself, confused, before blinking and following her gaze. rather matter-of-fact;] Yep, those're mine. I took them off!

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[the Doctor happens upon him after his own chat with Omega, during which he miraculously managed not to become staggeringly drunk

after a moment of staring, he pinches the bridge of his nose and just sighs]

Doctor.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[have a great big grin, Five! And a wave. Which promptly causes him to drop the sonic screwdriver in the water, oops.] Doctor! It's like I'm seeing double. Twice. 'Cause there's you, see, and you're me, so that's double, and then you're a bit fuzzy so that's another double...

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

Quadruple then, really. [walks closer to the bath, gazing down at him exasperatedly] I do hope your screwdriver is water-poof.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[beams up at him in response to that exasperated look] 'Course it is! Wouldn't have brought it in here if it wasn't. Have you tried out these baths yet? They're fantastic.

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[admittedly, he's feeling a little tipsy himself--flushed cheeks, red ears, the whole nine yards. he groans, rolling his eyes, when he comes upon the Doctor.]

Really, Doctor, have you no dignity left?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[raises an eyebrow at him] Oh as if you're one to talk. Looks like someone had a few too many daiquiris!

[damn-time-ring.livejournal.com]

[coughs and mutters] More like a little too much wine and sake...

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[smirks] Didn't know you had it in you. Special occasion, or were you just a bit bored?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

I could ask what the fuck that weird penis shape thing is, but I think I'll just stick to "Marilyn Manson or original"?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[laughs] Soft Cell, actually! Lasts 'til the end of the world, that version. Literally, I was there. They were playing it on a jukebox.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

They had jukeboxes at the end of the world?

They didn't upgrade?

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

[This is obviously some sort of beacon to Sorin, and he shall be revisiting his old trick of facepalming and finger peaking] ...Doctor; what have you done now?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

I haven't done anything! Honest. Just had a few drinks, that's all.

[firstmadeson.livejournal.com]

...You are in a bath, naked and humming "Tainted Love" to yourself; how many drinks?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[The Master throws a towel over the most offensive part of the Doctor]

[That is, he tosses a towel over the Doctor's face]

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[good to know some other parts aren't offensive adf;lkj the Doctor will now be chucking that towel right back at you, Master! Sort of. His aim is not that great. :|] Oi, what was that for?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[catches it]

I had a limited amount of area that I could hide, so I picked the most disgusting part of you to get out of sight.