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[The Doctor, after an encounter with a certain Time Lord who shall remain nameless, is utterly and completely smashed, thanks to some hot springs hijinks. He is also utterly and completely naked, and sprawled out in one of the indoor mineral baths.

He's got a ridiculously fake grin plastered (pun intended) all over his face as he fiddles with his indigo ring, inspecting it with his sonic screwdriver. Both of which are clearly awesome bath toys. Feel free to go wtf at him, especially because he is humming "Tainted Love" to himself during all this. Off-key. Clearly he should stick to dancing in this regeneration.]

((ooc: Slow tags will be slooow while I am writing this paper. But it will be done by tomorrow. Hopefully. Fff.))

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Because! It's... not polite!!

[well... that's one reason.]

[pfft] Not polite in some cultures, maybe. Perfectly acceptable in others!

Well it's not in mine.

[POUT.]

Well tough. You gonna join me in here or stand around all day in - what are you wearing under that?

More than you!

[And now she's totally redfaced, THANKS NINE]

Where I come from, Doctor, good girls don't hop into hot tubs with naked men, and I am definitely a good girl!

[Nine is a bit redfaced too, Dorothy, it's okay] Oi! I didn't mean it like that.

How exactly did you mean it, then? You know, you spacemen can be so clueless sometimes. Honestly.

[Although having embarrassed him thoroughly, she is willing to let the subject drop. And also, her towel! Have a lovely silver strapless one-piece with cut-out sides and back. Dorothy's hoppin' in-- on the complete other side of the tub, thank you very much. She's still got SOME manners.]

You know how I meant it! [he is just turning redder by the second, really, thanks Dorothy. He stares at her suit, though, entranced by the silver. because he's drunk.] That's a beautiful material. Very...shiny.

I like silver. [duh.] Though it is sorta strange, considering I didn't pick it. It just showed up in the closet in the room I popped up here in. I guess it's mine, then, huh?

[chuckles] 'Course it's yours, Sparkles. Fits you, doesn't it?

[Sparkles?! Okay, Dorothy's laughing now.]

But how'd it get here? How'd it know which room was mine? For that matter, how'd the Plane know my size? Not the sorta thing you just know about people. Got to do with these rings, you think?

[nod nod] Good question. Very good question. 'Course it does! The rings, the baths, the clothes...s'all connected. Like...connected things. Dots! Lots of dots. We've just got to connect them all and see what the picture makes.

[just looks at him for a moment or two, then shakes her head]

Why'd I even bother? You're smashed. Do Time Lords get hangovers?

Um. I dunno. Maybe? I can't remember. [have a helpful grin :D]

[stares]

...

[splashes him]

Oi! Stop that. [he laughs though, and splashes back playfully! :3]

Hey!

[commence: splashfight.]

You started it! [Nine is totally going to win, bring it on]

[Except for how Dorothy LIVES for splashfights, so consider yourself served, Ears]

Oh, I'm gonna need a drink if this keeps on for very long.

[smug] I'll consider that a victory, then.

Of a kind, I s'pose, if you have to. Be right back!

[she hops out of the tub and walks off to the nearby bar, returning with a whole bottle of champagne and a couple of glasses]

Now, I'm not much of a drinker, but I make an exception for bubbly. Take one of these glasses, willya? [she hands him one while she gets back into the hot tub and settles in, pouring for them both]

[oooh yay, more drinks! he grins, sipping his champagne] Bubbles are nice, aren't they? Sparkly bubbles for Sparkles. [are you really sure you want to get him more drunk, Dorothy?]

[laughs] You are gonna stop calling me that when you sober up, right? I don't know if I can take travelin' around with somebody who's callin' me Sparkles all the time.

[well, she is somewhat curious! It's possible she's trying to see what she can get out of him while he's in his loosened-up state, or maybe she's just messing with him. Who knows? Women are mysterious creatures, as the Doctor well knows.]

I dunno, it's kinda pretty! [drinks more champagne, yay] Y'know what else is sparkly? A nebula. Ought to take you to see one of those sometime.

You will, I'm sure! After you've sobered up. D'you think we've got a merger yet? The more you talk about it, the more I think you're not so excited about the prospect.