015 - Bitch Be Trippin' Balls

[mercwamouth]

[So we have a Deadpool on the Plane, but he's acting kinda weird.

[Like, weird even for him.

[How weird? Well, he's hallucinating.

[Why? Well, to pass the time.]

That's right Osborn-Giant! Your gold beans are MINE!

[He starts running away from... something.]

[[ooc: Just so y'know, this is not an experiment, this is actually canon. He was climbing an elevator shaft and it was taking so long that he slipped into a hallucination in order to stave off boredom. Don't worry, he's probably not very dangerous in this state, or at least no more dangerous than he would be normally. He probably won't remember much of what happens here or at least he'll have a strange interpretation of the events. I won't explicitly say what Deadpool's "seeing", but if you're wondering and you ask, I wouldn't mind telling you OOC.]]

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[madamemoiselle]

{Just...watching}

...Wade, are you alright?

[mercwamouth]

Don't try to slow me down, Giantess! I don't have time for your pleas for your husband!

[madamemoiselle]

What? Ne, what are you talking about?

[contract_star]

[Just...watching. He's still a little pale but otherwise alright.]

[mercwamouth]

Come with me, golden goose! You're mine too!

[He grabs Hei by the neck and keeps running]

[contract_star]

[Oh my holy god. HEI DOES NOT DEAL WELL WITH SURPRISE STRANGLING, so he reacts automatically and electrocutes Deadpool, enough to drop him if not kill him.]

[lamb_of_gold]

[.....wat]

[mercwamouth]

[Stops and sees Mu]

Harp! Mine!

[Starts running for Mu]

[lamb_of_gold]

[And Mu responds by jumping backwards a significant distance, still with a stunned look on his face]

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[Yuri remembered Deadpool as 'that weirdo' and has now decided he is insane. Even more insane then Joachim, which is not really a good thing.]

[mercwamouth]

Back off, prince-boy! I can see you checkin' out my beans!

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[Make that even more insane that Joachim. Yuri didn't think that was possible!] ...What the hell?

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

...

Now this is starting to feel like home.

[mercwamouth]

But I don't have time to answer your riddles!

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

... Riddles, huh?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Yyyyup. Certifiable.]

[Thankfully being a little green snake means he's well out of Deadpool's path as the merc goes running past.]

Gone completely mad this time, have you?

[mercwamouth]

[Stops in his tracks and looks at Crowley]

...Excalibur?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

...what.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

How dare you confuse a vile serpent with the great me?!

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

It hurts me so much, that I should feel like crying.

[pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com]

But I can forgive you, this once. Fear not, foolish one.

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

[I couldn't resist any longer]

I should be surprised. But I'm certainly not.

[mercwamouth]

NO! What have you done!?

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? I haven't done anything.