015 - Bitch Be Trippin' Balls

[mercwamouth]

[So we have a Deadpool on the Plane, but he's acting kinda weird.

[Like, weird even for him.

[How weird? Well, he's hallucinating.

[Why? Well, to pass the time.]

That's right Osborn-Giant! Your gold beans are MINE!

[He starts running away from... something.]

[[ooc: Just so y'know, this is not an experiment, this is actually canon. He was climbing an elevator shaft and it was taking so long that he slipped into a hallucination in order to stave off boredom. Don't worry, he's probably not very dangerous in this state, or at least no more dangerous than he would be normally. He probably won't remember much of what happens here or at least he'll have a strange interpretation of the events. I won't explicitly say what Deadpool's "seeing", but if you're wondering and you ask, I wouldn't mind telling you OOC.]]

Comments

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

I do believe you skipped a few numbers.

[fixes her hair]

Before you decide you want to do something stupid like behead me, why don't we chat a minute about why you need money for beans, hmmm? It can't hurt you to be a mite more civilised.

[mercwamouth]

Much better.

[Puts away swords]

A pleasure doing business with you, sir.

[Walks away]

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

[...she has no idea what just happened]