015 - Bitch Be Trippin' Balls

[mercwamouth]

[So we have a Deadpool on the Plane, but he's acting kinda weird.

[Like, weird even for him.

[How weird? Well, he's hallucinating.

[Why? Well, to pass the time.]

That's right Osborn-Giant! Your gold beans are MINE!

[He starts running away from... something.]

[[ooc: Just so y'know, this is not an experiment, this is actually canon. He was climbing an elevator shaft and it was taking so long that he slipped into a hallucination in order to stave off boredom. Don't worry, he's probably not very dangerous in this state, or at least no more dangerous than he would be normally. He probably won't remember much of what happens here or at least he'll have a strange interpretation of the events. I won't explicitly say what Deadpool's "seeing", but if you're wondering and you ask, I wouldn't mind telling you OOC.]]

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[mercwamouth]

[Stops and sees Mu]

Harp! Mine!

[Starts running for Mu]

[lamb_of_gold]

[And Mu responds by jumping backwards a significant distance, still with a stunned look on his face]

[mercwamouth]

No! You owe me that too! Bring it back!

[lamb_of_gold]

Bring what back?

[mercwamouth]

Ah. Pretty music!

[lamb_of_gold]

What?

[mercwamouth]

Don't think you can distract me with the music!

[Keeps running for Mu]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Teleports behind him] What are you talking about?

[mercwamouth]

[Falls to his knees]

NOOOOO!!!!

[lamb_of_gold]

...I'm still here?

[mercwamouth]

[Turns around]

HARPIE!

[Running again]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Teleports away again] What's wrong with you!

[mercwamouth]

You're very fast considering you don't have any legs, Harpie.

[lamb_of_gold]

My name isn't Harpie.

[mercwamouth]

Oh, if only I could translate that music into words. Perhaps I'd understand the meaning of life...

[lamb_of_gold]

[>/]

[mercwamouth]

Don't stop! Keep playing!

[lamb_of_gold]

Playing what?

[mercwamouth]

Ah, much better.

[lamb_of_gold]

You want me to keep talking?

[mercwamouth]

Dooon't stop. Belieeevin'.

[lamb_of_gold]

...

[mercwamouth]

...What, do you want me to play you?

[lamb_of_gold]

[!!! Backs away VERY SLOWLY]

[mercwamouth]

NOOOO! I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!!!!

...AND RICH!!!