015 - Bitch Be Trippin' Balls

[mercwamouth]

[So we have a Deadpool on the Plane, but he's acting kinda weird.

[Like, weird even for him.

[How weird? Well, he's hallucinating.

[Why? Well, to pass the time.]

That's right Osborn-Giant! Your gold beans are MINE!

[He starts running away from... something.]

[[ooc: Just so y'know, this is not an experiment, this is actually canon. He was climbing an elevator shaft and it was taking so long that he slipped into a hallucination in order to stave off boredom. Don't worry, he's probably not very dangerous in this state, or at least no more dangerous than he would be normally. He probably won't remember much of what happens here or at least he'll have a strange interpretation of the events. I won't explicitly say what Deadpool's "seeing", but if you're wondering and you ask, I wouldn't mind telling you OOC.]]

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[madamemoiselle]

{Just...watching}

...Wade, are you alright?

[mercwamouth]

Don't try to slow me down, Giantess! I don't have time for your pleas for your husband!

[madamemoiselle]

What? Ne, what are you talking about?

[mercwamouth]

Don't play dumb. You know he owes me. I only took what's mine. Don't try and trick me with your evil sex magic.

...Well, don't try too hard.

[contract_star]

[Just...watching. He's still a little pale but otherwise alright.]

[madamemoiselle]

What?! I'm doing nothing of the sort! Is something wrong, or are you just being mean?

[mercwamouth]

Come with me, golden goose! You're mine too!

[He grabs Hei by the neck and keeps running]

[contract_star]

[Oh my holy god. HEI DOES NOT DEAL WELL WITH SURPRISE STRANGLING, so he reacts automatically and electrocutes Deadpool, enough to drop him if not kill him.]

[mercwamouth]

[Twitch twitch........... back on his feet!]

Wow, I guess I oughta watch out for those lighting clouds.

You OK, Goldie?

[lamb_of_gold]

[.....wat]

[mercwamouth]

[Stops and sees Mu]

Harp! Mine!

[Starts running for Mu]

[mercwamouth]

No please! I can't take any more!

Maybe a little more...

[lamb_of_gold]

[And Mu responds by jumping backwards a significant distance, still with a stunned look on his face]

[mercwamouth]

No! You owe me that too! Bring it back!

[lamb_of_gold]

Bring what back?

[mercwamouth]

Ah. Pretty music!

[madamemoiselle]

{Frowns, walking closer to him, trying to reach up to touch his face}

Wade, I don't know what you're talking about.

[lamb_of_gold]

What?

[mercwamouth]

Yes, I know I'm irresistible, but I can't trust you as long as you're with your husband!

[contract_star]

[Hei will be backing away from Deadpool now.]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[mercwamouth]

Don't think you can distract me with the music!

[Keeps running for Mu]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Teleports behind him] What are you talking about?

[mercwamouth]

Don't worry, you'll be out of harm's way soon enough! And you'll hopefully make me rich in the process!

[Grabs Hei by the arm this time]

[mercwamouth]

[Falls to his knees]

NOOOOO!!!!

[madamemoiselle]

...My husband? I've never been married, though.

{Frowns, then an "oh!" moment} Are you seeing things?