015 - Bitch Be Trippin' Balls

[mercwamouth]

[So we have a Deadpool on the Plane, but he's acting kinda weird.

[Like, weird even for him.

[How weird? Well, he's hallucinating.

[Why? Well, to pass the time.]

That's right Osborn-Giant! Your gold beans are MINE!

[He starts running away from... something.]

[[ooc: Just so y'know, this is not an experiment, this is actually canon. He was climbing an elevator shaft and it was taking so long that he slipped into a hallucination in order to stave off boredom. Don't worry, he's probably not very dangerous in this state, or at least no more dangerous than he would be normally. He probably won't remember much of what happens here or at least he'll have a strange interpretation of the events. I won't explicitly say what Deadpool's "seeing", but if you're wondering and you ask, I wouldn't mind telling you OOC.]]

Comments

[mercwamouth]

Make up your damn mind!

[madamemoiselle]

I did! Stop running away from me!

[mercwamouth]

...NO!

[madamemoiselle]

Finally, something that makes sense...Ne, I'm just worried about you, that's all.

[mercwamouth]

STAY BACK!

[madamemoiselle]

No!

[mercwamouth]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER, WITCH!?

[madamemoiselle]

...I haven't done anything with anybody!

[mercwamouth]

SO IT WAS A GAME! EVERYTHING WAS A LIE!

[madamemoiselle]

No! You're making less sense than usual, Deadpool! I don't even know what you're talking about!!

[mercwamouth]

[Hey, Deadpool, I think you're taking this one a bit far...]

You'll see what happens when you play with my heart, foul temptress!

[madamemoiselle]

...I'm not!

[mercwamouth]

PREPARE TO--!

[DEADPOOL!]

What?

[Blink blink]

...Awkward.

[madamemoiselle]

{Still frowning}

Prepare to what?

[mercwamouth]

...I'm on the Plane now, aren't I?

[madamemoiselle]

{Crosses her arms} You have been for about ten minutes now!

[mercwamouth]

...I do anything particularly crazy?

[madamemoiselle]

...No. Uhm, not really. You called me a sex goddess, but that's about it.

[mercwamouth]

OK, that's cool.

...Didn't really mean to come here. Guess it just sort of happened while I was trippin'.

[madamemoiselle]

...Are you alright, though?

[mercwamouth]

Yeah, I was just killing time. My grappling hook is takin' forever to get up this elevator shaft.

[madamemoiselle]

You're in an elevator shaft? Why?

[mercwamouth]

Goin' after the guy who owes me money.

[madamemoiselle]

{Smiles} That's what it always seems to be for Wade. You don't need anything, do you?

[mercwamouth]

Nah. I don't think this Osborn guy knows who he's dealing with.