015 - Bitch Be Trippin' Balls

[mercwamouth]

[So we have a Deadpool on the Plane, but he's acting kinda weird.

[Like, weird even for him.

[How weird? Well, he's hallucinating.

[Why? Well, to pass the time.]

That's right Osborn-Giant! Your gold beans are MINE!

[He starts running away from... something.]

[[ooc: Just so y'know, this is not an experiment, this is actually canon. He was climbing an elevator shaft and it was taking so long that he slipped into a hallucination in order to stave off boredom. Don't worry, he's probably not very dangerous in this state, or at least no more dangerous than he would be normally. He probably won't remember much of what happens here or at least he'll have a strange interpretation of the events. I won't explicitly say what Deadpool's "seeing", but if you're wondering and you ask, I wouldn't mind telling you OOC.]]

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[madamemoiselle]

{Frowns, walking closer to him, trying to reach up to touch his face}

Wade, I don't know what you're talking about.

[mercwamouth]

Yes, I know I'm irresistible, but I can't trust you as long as you're with your husband!

[madamemoiselle]

...My husband? I've never been married, though.

{Frowns, then an "oh!" moment} Are you seeing things?

[mercwamouth]

But I can't possibly ask you to leave him for me!

[madamemoiselle]

But I'm not...

{Thoughtfully} Would you happen to mean...Sam?

[mercwamouth]

Well, if you insist!

[Grabs Diva's hand and continues running]

[madamemoiselle]

{She makes a surprised noise, but kind-of runs along with him}

Wade! Wade, where are we running to?

[mercwamouth]

Sorry babe, but you'll have to wait until we get down from here.

[madamemoiselle]

...Down from where? Ne, this is the Plane, Wade!

[mercwamouth]

What? Having second thoughts?

Sorry to break your heart, sweet-thing, but I'm as free as a bird and this bird you cannot change.

[madamemoiselle]

What? No! No, Wade, I don't think you understand!

[mercwamouth]

It's OK. Our time was short, but I'll never forget you.

...Whatever your name was.

[madamemoiselle]

...Wade! Deadpool! My name is Diva! You can't have forgotten that much.

[mercwamouth]

[Runs away leaving Diva behind]

GOODBYE, GIANT SEX GODDESS OF THE SKY!

[madamemoiselle]

{SHE'S SO CONFUSED and flattered but she trots after him anyways because she's worried}

Don't run away!

[mercwamouth]

Don't you realize? We come from different worlds! Long-distance never really works out.

Plus the whole size thing is hard to work around.

I mean, I've got a soft spot for bigger women, but this is taking it a bit far...

[madamemoiselle]

{>:O DID YOU JUST CALL HER FAT OH HELL NO

I mean she frowns sourly for a moment, coming to a stop pretty quickly. But the next moment she's in front of Deadpool, a single hand up to stop him}

Stop running! You're not making any sense!

[mercwamouth]

You're betraying me? But I thought we had something special!

[madamemoiselle]

I'm not!

{Places her hands on either side of his head} This is weird, even for you! What happened, Wade?

[mercwamouth]

I know he's still your husband, but think of the children!

[madamemoiselle]

Now I definitely don't have any children! I've never even been pregnant, you know that.

[mercwamouth]

...Women are all the same!

[Runs past Diva]

[madamemoiselle]

{NO DAMMIT. She grabs his wrist tightly this time, not letting him get away}

Stop running away!

[mercwamouth]

Make up your damn mind!

[madamemoiselle]

I did! Stop running away from me!